"Hi! I'd like to submit a bug report?"
"Go ahead."
"There's a cricket in the vents."
"And..?"
"It keeps guilting everyone."
"...How?"
"Mostly... things like... don't steal someone else's lunch not even just a little of someone else's lunch... office supplies aren't home supplies... Jerry you're married stop this thing with Kelly..."
"I don't think my IT Certificate covers this."
"Oh I'm sorry! I thought this was the HR number."
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.