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what if like...

really tiny pokemon

but you dynamax them

so they become

bigger

but they're still also tiny compared to other dynamaxes.

and that you're just dynamaxing them so you can give them a full body hug to show how much you love and appreciate them being with you on this journey together

featuring diddy kong from the donkey may kong series

me:
my brain: "Let Mom Sleep" is actually about Sakurai because he gets very little sleep with all the demands on his time for Smash Brothers in this essay I will
me: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

it's kinda stressful with wires dangling everywhere getting in the first date
inspired: fucking ONLY BEFORE the first song* okay i will never share this knowledge. *Fish shakes*

did you hear about the polycule that robbed a bank 

yeah, they made out like bandits afterward

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Normal. *deep sigh of relief* redd.it/bx0z1u

They are insectile creatures with a thousand tiny kisses all over your body.

increasingly becoming displeased that tweetdeck isn't some kind of bird themed CCG.

As a result of Microsoft picking up Double Fine, Ooblets is now being self published with funding from Popagenda. Shame, but glad they're still getting support

dental health, panicky 

aklfasjl;k;hasf fuck fuck fuck root canal crown just fell right out mid work shift and i just cannot handle aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

trying to chill out and relax... trying. ><;

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