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terrible idea: a bot that posts the "what in tarnation?" memm but instead of "tarnation" it posts things that rhyme with that word so

"what in great expectations?"
"what in Six Nations?"
etc etc

HOT TAKE

H.P. Lovecraft is the Notch of the Eldritch Horror genre

Me: What's the weather gonna be like?
Radio: Some showers,
Google: just some cloud,
App on my phone: Thunder and lightning,
Me: That, those are 3 very different things...

Another genderless insult you can use to terrify your enemies 

wafflebus

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┃┃╱╲ put  
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Smash
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capitalist hellscape, some help requested 

I'm poor and also my roommate's only ride during the day (we both are self employed) so it's a real blow to have my engine completely fucked by hyrdolocking. Mechanic asking just under 3k to fix it.

ko-fi.com/draekos donations welcome

Will be taking commissions and such on stream, but every little bit helps <3

Sega Saturn Internet 2 「SEGASATURN インターネット 2」 (Aplix Corporation, Saturn, 1997)

heres a thread of photos i found on my computer in a weird side folder you're welcome

Hi! It’s my birthday on Wednesday. As a present to me, please read this post. I’m more than a little desperate.
Link to my gofundme: gofundme.com/f/help-ashley-…
And my paypal: paypal.me/ashleyvillers
Thank you.

*static crackles, as you listen for any sign of humanity on your radio*

“Hi there, it’s me, Robin Hood

The world has ended, and all I’ve got is a sack of potatoes, a pocket knife, and my three-legged hound dog, Spoonbread

Let’s go make a better world”

God that spammer's back, what a pathetic piece of shit they are.

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