Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

lol, just relaised I got an extortion email from some chucklefuck trying to get bitcoin outta me, saying they got video of me from my webcam (WHAT webcam?? rofl) of me watching porn, and threatening to send it to my friends and family unless I pay about 1k in bitcoin.

Turns out you can look up a bitcoin wallet address and see how much is in it, and if it's been reported for fraud/scams. Well, there was one before, and there's another now, and there's no transactions on it, and no balance. haha

2fa: amazing when it works

absolute arseballs hwen it doesn't. fucksake.

Aw jeez

can't log into my blizzard account to install the launcher to uninstall Overwatch to uninstall battle.net because I guess the authenticator isn't synced and I could try and recover it but I can't because I don't have the original recovery code so I go and try and disconnect the authenticator from my account but yOU NEED THE CODE FROM THE AUTHENTICATOR WHICH DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE I GUESS IT'S NOT THE RIGHT AUTHENTICATOR THANKS BLIZZARD

me: "...what is the name for bird furries??"
my brain: "..."
me: "..."
Brain: "burries"
me: "Oh yeah that's right it's Bur-HEY NO WHAT THE FUCK"

(the joke is that i read it as Bubsy MPU, instead of Bub Symp U... as in Bubble Symphony (US) )

me: what the heck why is there a bubsy game for arcades?! Why would I DOWNLOAD a bubsy game for Mame!?

*looks up Bubsympu*

Oh...

oh what the HECK!? I've got Dolphin on my pc!? and a buncha GC isos!?

uh...

how is overwatch on my system still. i told battle.net to uninstall it.