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goddamn I keep thinking back to how Rival Schools - United by Fate was a game I loved and then I found out that there was a band called Rival Schools and their first album was called United By Fate and it just... blew my friggin mind

like, i found out using... what was it, Audiogalaxy at university to download music?? and was looking for the OST for Rival Schools, and found a track called Travel By Telephone (youtube.com/watch?v=MqVUDA2TFt) and was like "I don't remember this in the game??"

*David Attenborough hides in a bush, watching me take out my phone and start scrolling the timeline*

“Here we see the extremely rare Mastodon heterosexual. Like many before him, he’s wandered into a harsh environment to which his kind are ill suited, he must adapt quickly, or risk defederation. He’s cautious, he begins to type his first post, a reply to a woman with “men stay away’ in her bio: ‘Has anyone told you how beautiful you are when you smile?’ Oh, dear.”

when I hear the word "Sheepdog" i don't think a dog that herds sheep

i think of a sheep that is like... also a dog

or behaves like a dog

or is dressed like a dog! :o

I mean I KNOW a sheepdog is a dog that herds sheep but...

...

does that make sheepdog sheepcops? D:

i'm not actually totalling up these results btw it's more of a "express your pupyness however you like because it's all valid" thing :D

im bad at polls even polls i can friggin make up myself with no limikts

i can't do polls on this instance but that's okay they're p. much unnecessary because I can just ask people instead

so

please vote accordingly
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Anyone in San Jose know some queer/trans folks looking for housing? My gf and I need new housing asap. Boosts appreciated :blobnom_trans:

So not only was all the effort for nothing, but I don't even get the satisfaction of actually beating this stage... The game just handed it to me. Urrgghhh

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... just finally completed a real pisser of a stage in ssbu. Peach constantly runs away on the 8bit donkey Kong stage, and Mario spawns with a mallet. Then shortly after, a giant and very powered up DK spawns as well. Both Mario and DK are relentless.

Been trying this stage for days now to get past it.

I only cleared it finally because Peach fell off the stage when previously she had perfect control. Ugh.

Last boost: I run an online text adventure called Improbable Island, and I just made a new item for it called the Personal Fan. It's a little necklace fan connected to the Internet of Shit. You can play my game at improbableisland.com. It's been online for a decade and there are no Nazis. :)

deep lore

RT @MarioBrothBlog@twitter.com

A new hammer power-up introduced in Super Mario Maker 2 allows the player to break grey blocks (left). This could be an extremely specific reference to grey blocks exclusive to a single e-Reader level in Super Mario Advance 4, which needed to be destroyed with hammers (right).

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/sta

i love you and want you to be proud of having a butt

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