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i want a pastel colored sanrio keyboard wtf

RT @wrstgrls@twitter.com

i hate when gays on this site make those top/bottom bingos bc top bingo is always just 'are you an asshole who drives a car' and bottom bingo is 'are you a literal infant who can't do anything correctly and is crytyping on your pastel coloured sanrio keyboard rn'

🐦🔗: twitter.com/wrstgrls/status/11

@Nine I maintain that the best answer to "what's in your pants" is "legs"

Oh my god I just got reminded of that thing I really friggin hate

you know those curly spiral telephone cords?

or you know, similar springy cables that usually are in landline wired phones (I mean if anybody still has those) or occasionally connecting handscanners to self checkout or main bank tills at supermarkets??

those.

i fucking hate those

I hate how they invariably get all tangled and twisted and knotted and reverse or some shit and I can't untangle them aaaaarrgh

me reading the *ation saga: megatron is a total despot, how could he so willingly ruin cybertron like this?
me reading Megatron Origins: *holding back tears* DESTROY THEM ALL MEGSIE MAKE THEM PAY

Soundwave: Bligittybouse, I'm wrecking this house

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Megatron: *accidentally knocks over a cup of coffee* AAAH, FATE CONSPIRES TO MOLEST ME AGAIN! SOUNDWAVE, BEGIN OPERATION "DESTROY THIS ENTIRE HOUSE"

reminder that FF7 (the original one) had a scene in the Gold Saucer where you could take part in the play and at the pivotal moment where you're meant to kiss Aeris/The Princess to defeat the dragon etc, you can choose to either A: Kiss the King, or B: kiss the Dragon instead (which is obviously the only CORRECT answer).

but the game pulls a cheap shot and instead turns the dragon into a girl like you've "broken the curse" and I'm like "I goddamn made my choice, game, don't friggin ruin it."

okay I actually just found the BEST mermaid movie, Miranda (1948)

...in which a mermaid kidnaps an English doctor and makes him take her back to London in disguise. Then she uses the same pickup lines on every man available and after they all leave their various girlfriends and fiancées for her she's like "lol you humans are so funny, I'm leaving" and returns to the ocean to have one of their babies (we don't know whose). Fucking iconic.

youtube.com/watch?v=KEjpOyDnyB

Rando: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Me: "I'm a sknq!"
Rando: "No, I mean, what's in your pants?"
Me: *giving a wry smirk as I loom over them* "Nanomachines, Son!"

local timeline for cf is so good. i like this instance. i can boost stuff here on the local timeline I find funny and good and cute and wonderful and fun and not worry that it's some awful person because, heck, they're on cf, how could they be awful?

I mean obviously someone might in the future slip through but so far so good, we're all lovely here, and I know maple wouldn't let anybody awful in here willingly or knowingly because maple is a good squobit <3

Ground control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
OwO what's this, Major Tom?
OwO what's this, Major Tom!?

welp time for bed.

Sid is sprawled on said bed,

need to... climb in beside and hope I don't disturb him because I am hoping for fluffyboy cuddles tonight.

also these cds are all ripped. even though half of these double cd compilations didn't exist as far as freedb was concerned and the ripper/tagger program I was using didn't use anything BUT Freedb (which I don't MIND so much just... I mean I guess it's not like Gracenote is at all that good either tbqh, but still) so I had to manually tag each of the songs and add artists and song names and

ugh

uugghhh there's so much music I hate on these ;;

that... that toot made ... more sense and was funnier in my head than before I typed it.

I should... just delete it.

ah shit i was ripping songs and then got distracted by this story thing about satellites learning how football is played 15000 years in the future.

The public pool is such a cool Pokemon go spot. It's got an impossible pokestop in the center of the pool (where the lifeguard platform is) and a gym for the pool house. And it's surrounded by other pokestops in the hills all around.

I could totally see this as a legit water trainer's gym.

@Nine hell yeah there's no one way to do it right, just be what makes ya feel good!

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