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Randomly designed a logo based on a shape I managed to create with my fidget toy

Think: opposite of BattleBots

Looking for Artist 

( ^ ^ ) While the poll is running, I guess I'll also mention that I might be looking for an artist to commission as well.

If anyone is interested in drawing a robotic kobold with a face screen, lemme know! I'd love to talk about it with you!

halp how 2 be super patient and not get too excited for art because you don't wanna be annoying and you know this isn't an unreasonable amount of time that you've been waiting at all and in fact you know full well you've waited way longer before for artwork and this is fine.

hhhh artist is super busy and still haven't heard back from them but it's okay i just gotta wait it's fine everything's okay i'm gonna be good and patient it's not been a week yet. it's fine. it's fine. everything is fine. time to go play on my laptiop

Finally! The mystery source of "We have to be careful, this is an emergency area" sample from the classic Polish platformer Electro Body (aka "Electroman", as published by Epic Mega Games) has been tracked down: youtu.be/vcacZnjX7HY

quick thing before I go to bed

remember that time with windows 95 where you could actually alter the shutdown and boot up screens to anything you wanted because htey were just bitmap files stored in the windows directory?

cat planet themed instance called grind.town which has maxed out Earplugs, Stun Resistance and also Monster Hunter* c____c;;;;

@Kat mark rosewater of magic the gathering, who is very much not an artist, did art for one of the cards in one of the joke sets (literally in crayon). because of ~legal reasons~, even though he didn't care, the company had to pay him for the art, so he said "i'll sell the art to the company for one dollar".

when it actually came time to do the payment, they asked if they should just give him a $1 bill or add it to his paycheque or what, and he insisted on being given a specific, $1 cheque.

"why?"

"because i'm going to frame it and hang it in my living room"

and the accountants were furious that he wasn't even going to cash it and their books would never be balanced again, but there was nothing they could do

summer sucks for multiple reasons but also because now I can start petting my cat vigorously and what happens is it causes her to spawn infinite "cat fur" particle effects which glitch out, fly everywhere and cling to everything.

sketch should have come in yesterdayyyy. or well, maybe today. idk.

waitin patiently tho. art takes time. hhhh

my big chubby bear wife, sketch 

@MirinaMoo was talking about wanting some overalls so I drew her in some u3u

cutting tool cold take 

if your reason for carrying a pocket knife is "to cut seatbelts in an emergency" you don't want a pocket knife. you want shears or a strap cutter.

seatbelts are tough. that's like their whole deal.

safely cutting a seatbelt someone is entangled in is HARD without the right tools. especially under stress. especially without practice.

if you DO want to be able to cut straps in an emergency.... practice? like a bunch? scrap seatbelt is cheap. spend 20 minutes. slice it up!

hm. hmmmm.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

today i willl

game on surface pro 4

Doomguy IS in the Donkey Kong Extended Universe:

Doom -> Commander Keen -> Minecraft -> Super Meat Boy -> Bit.Trip -> Shovel Knight -> Smash

‪Why do all the screenshots for Doom on Switch have ‘trial version’ in the corner? ‬

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