i literally bought a set of polyhedral dice because when I looked at them I was like "holy shit orange flavoured Chewits dice" and okay they don't loook exactly like that but the colour they were literally made me think they would taste like that, even though orange Chewits don't look like that...
i uh
i have on occasion just... popped a couple in my mouth and just held them there. for... no reason.
Villager 1: "Wait, yesterday Johnny was tripping over his own feet and today he's fighting off bandits like he's been doing it his whole life. Must have been holding out on us."
Villager 2: "Yeah, and I guess he just inherited a bunch of armor and weapons? Just showed up at his house today. Some kids have all the luck."
Villager 3: "Nah, I've seen this before. It's not luck. It's a new game plus."
(h/t @KelethDragon for setting me on this train of thought)
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.