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enemies can push some items (fire flowers, bells, hammers) into clear pipes, but only from the left

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FYI you are worthy of healthcare and being treated like a human being regardless of your weight or how "fit" you are (and acknowledging the two things don't even friggin intersect).

AAA KAMI WHY AREY OU CHEWING PLASTIC WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

one day the memmbot should respond to "!order x slep" with just posting "go to sleep" X times.

[...] we see what happens when an unstoppable force meets the longest possible furby

sorry about your packets...... iiiiii was feeling hongry and needed a syn-ack

does slow jazz speed up if you press your foot down on the pedal or do you gotta shift gears

welp I gotta start winding down for bed so I'mma go slep, nini friembs

yeet is a word that now never fails to make me giggle

goddammit florian I had just recovered from the scrabble video fuck

...i uh... huh...

...i'm... wondering several things about my assumed neurotypicality now... I mean obviously I have ADHD but... m... maybe I should... talk to someone about this... maybe...

oh wait I was gonna take a pic of all my dice. imma do that once my lights are fixed

i literally bought a set of polyhedral dice because when I looked at them I was like "holy shit orange flavoured Chewits dice" and okay they don't loook exactly like that but the colour they were literally made me think they would taste like that, even though orange Chewits don't look like that...

i uh

i have on occasion just... popped a couple in my mouth and just held them there. for... no reason.

help

i like to chew on things that are "tasty" looking coloursu. I don't understand why.

"Corgi" is actually plural. If you only have one dog, it's a corgus.

( i mean not that dogs are bad in anyway, i love dogs, i jsut mean that particular account )

post pics of your handhelds to me I will rate them from 0/10

(spoiler warning, every rating will be a 10. it'll be like we rate dogs, only better)

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