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"You wouldn't happen to be the famous android bounty hunter, Arrivederci Jackknife, would you?" The cyborg's sizzling red eye glared at the mysterious stranger across the vantablackjack table, who pounded back another shot of synthwhiskey in reply.

"Maybe I am," he growled. "Depends on if you want to stay quiet and walk out of here alive, or if you want to get perforated with 837 rounds of EMP-tipped nano-lead."

Outside the rain fell like contraband diamonds from God's 3D printer in the sky.

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A cat I used to have when I was younger, called Babushka (my mother named her after the song, her sister was called Pinkle Purr after the cat in the A.A.Milne poem), had this old woolen cardigan that became hers, that she used to crawl inside the sleeve of, and then just... flop. except all her limbs would stick right out, rigid. And she'd just lay there and purr and pad gently inside the sleeve for hours... I miss that doofus ;w;

Today's gender is exhaustion and the sound of rain.

manual boost to add my crapmojis aaaa <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

....i'm waiting for the inevitable 21st of september skit on youtube for this year

breaking the newest XKCD by maxing out the values of height and weight and watching every single item the custom avatar tries to throw wink out of existence. Then doing it by setting everything to 0, and watching everyone throw the custom avatar BACKWARDS.

how is bing translator so breakable like, this was the first paragraph for the bulbapedia page for play pokemon and its just turned into this

Ancient Egyptian gods are actually the first fursonas and the hieroglyphs are actually art of these OCs as well as the first furry con photos.

DONATIONS for getting my girlfriend to me so she's not almost homeless!! 

hi i know im not on here much anymore and sorry to ask for everyone's help again but we're close to my gf finally being able to stay w me after after she's been stuck halfway for a few weeks! we just need gas money! gofundme.com/help-me-bring-my-

yoshis are p. cute and good and smart and cool looking. To the point AND like a sailor.

a sailor who swears a lot D:

ukpol, + 

"More than 100,000 people have applied to register to vote in the past 48 hours, with young people making up the bulk of the surge.

On Monday, 52,408 applications were submitted, according to government figures, followed by 64,485 on Tuesday.

The figure on both days, against a backdrop of momentous political events at Westminster, was significantly above the typical number for weekday applications, which has been averaging at about 27,000 for the past month.

Parties that have traditionally drawn support from younger people will be most encouraged by the figures, which show that 58% of applications submitted in the past two days were from people aged 34 and under. Many are understood to be students moving into new areas for the start of term."

Considering the Tories have devolved to the point where a Conservative voter in their 50s is on the young side of their membership, I'd hazard this is not especially good news for Johnson. ^_^

If you're not registered, please do! If the GE is on Oct 15, the deadline is Sep 27. (The story includes guidance on how to do so)

theguardian.com/politics/2019/

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