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fifteen years later and cave story still rules

(this is the original freeware game. i ain't giving nicalis the time of day.)

STI vaccine psa 

yo turns out you can get the hpv vaccine for free on the NHS if youre a man or amab* aged under 45 and have sex with men amab people (or if you dont just tell them you do)

i had no idea about this but i was getting a check up today and the doctor was like "yo do you want the hpv vaccine"

*NHS website specifically makes reference to trans women and trans men who weren't vaccinated as children (afab kids usually get hpv vaccine aged 12) being eligible so go get yer vaccines people

Wheelchairs, Venting, Info Request 

Does anyone know of any handbrakes for wheelchairs, or wheelchairs with handbrakes?

By this I mean "I get brakes for my wheelchair" rather than "someone stood behind me gets brakes for my wheelchair".

(there are *tonnes* of the latter around, but afaict none of the former outside of one company who make brakes for specific wheels in Texas)

@remulacfrommars someone wrote to the Dear Prudence column a while ago saying, "my husband is an ICE agent and suddenly my friends don't want to be friends with us anymore, how do I make them see that he's really a good guy," and Prudence was like, "oh, see, your husband is a fascist actually, your friends are right to shun you"

Very Important Puppy 

Please look at this very good puppy!!

"Pump up the bass!" I yell to the DJ as I notice their giant inflatable fish is deflating and we're running out of time before the show starts.

advanced buttcheek technology

RT @TheSphereHunter@twitter.com

After 9 hours of playing Astral Chain, I've realized that Platinum games have developed a new graphical detail not seen in any other game, that being flexing butt cheek in tight booty shorts tech. This company's endless quest in making butts look as good as possible is inspiring.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TheSphereHunter/st

Everyone posting polls asking if people find them intimidating, cute,a crush or whatever and I'm just sat here like "that's my secret, cap. I find everyone intimidating"

oh no i found out the sf30 pro pad i bought is actually a discontinued one aaaa i shoulda chcekd the website mayube that's why it was cheap.

... oh well

I mean there's an SF30 Pro + which... looks super comfy? Maybe I'll upgrade sometime.

Analysis of the Seikilos Epitaph and comparison to modern themes 

"Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow."

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The Seikilos Epitaph is the world's oldest surviving complete musical composition (including notation), from the 1st or 2nd century AD. This Ancient Greek musical notation was found inscribed on a memorial monument in a Hellenistic area of what is now Turkey.

An English translation of the lyrics:

"While you live, shine
have no grief at all
life exists only for a short while
and Time demands his due."

And this same sentiment has carried on in song through to the 20th century:

The familiar wants tummy rubs. This is an important source of power.

#cats

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