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@hierarchon

cis person: what are you?

me: an electronic musician

cis person: no, i mean what's in your pants?

me: *pulls out one of these*

Project Jortage (attn: instance admins) :boost_ok: 

last week I started Project Jortage, a collaboratively paid for S3-compatible media storage solution for fediverse instances

instances can join the pool for free, optionally donating to our OpenCollective. Jortage primarily offers cross-instance media deduplication which is a huge gain for Mastodon instances that indiscriminately copy all media

current members include sleeping.town, glaceon.social, toot.cat, donphan.social, cryptid.industries, and a smattering of personal instances

learn more: jortage.com
join by emailing hello@jortage.com or DMing me; I'll walk you through migrating from your current media storage

Would you replace your existing internet provider with a community-based ISP, assuming that you'd (at the very least) keep the same speed? If so/not, why?

Boosts+

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

I am so bloody weird then I actually thought this up
good job brain

Aw that's okay! I really hope someone can help you with tooth and claw and whatever
if that's your thing

very supportive tigrex frein

#Tusky 9 is out!
Creating polls, improved search, always expand content warnings, and more!
Read the full changelog here: github.com/tuskyapp/Tusky/rele

fifteen years later and cave story still rules

(this is the original freeware game. i ain't giving nicalis the time of day.)

STI vaccine psa 

yo turns out you can get the hpv vaccine for free on the NHS if youre a man or amab* aged under 45 and have sex with men amab people (or if you dont just tell them you do)

i had no idea about this but i was getting a check up today and the doctor was like "yo do you want the hpv vaccine"

*NHS website specifically makes reference to trans women and trans men who weren't vaccinated as children (afab kids usually get hpv vaccine aged 12) being eligible so go get yer vaccines people

Wheelchairs, Venting, Info Request 

Does anyone know of any handbrakes for wheelchairs, or wheelchairs with handbrakes?

By this I mean "I get brakes for my wheelchair" rather than "someone stood behind me gets brakes for my wheelchair".

(there are *tonnes* of the latter around, but afaict none of the former outside of one company who make brakes for specific wheels in Texas)

@remulacfrommars someone wrote to the Dear Prudence column a while ago saying, "my husband is an ICE agent and suddenly my friends don't want to be friends with us anymore, how do I make them see that he's really a good guy," and Prudence was like, "oh, see, your husband is a fascist actually, your friends are right to shun you"

Very Important Puppy 

Please look at this very good puppy!!

"Pump up the bass!" I yell to the DJ as I notice their giant inflatable fish is deflating and we're running out of time before the show starts.

advanced buttcheek technology

RT @TheSphereHunter@twitter.com

After 9 hours of playing Astral Chain, I've realized that Platinum games have developed a new graphical detail not seen in any other game, that being flexing butt cheek in tight booty shorts tech. This company's endless quest in making butts look as good as possible is inspiring.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TheSphereHunter/st

Everyone posting polls asking if people find them intimidating, cute,a crush or whatever and I'm just sat here like "that's my secret, cap. I find everyone intimidating"

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