"This ring is cursed," the witch said, holding it in the palm of her hand. "Whoever wears it will die."
"Oh. Wow. How soon?"
"A minute before they were fated to."
"And?"
"And until then, they will have perfect health." She smiled shyly at her girlfriend. "Will you accept it?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Sep 16, 2019, 18:07

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**Miles Branford** @MairuzuRoxs@elekk.xyz · Sep 16, 2019, 18:07

Sep 16, 2019, 18:07

Miles Branford @MairuzuRoxs@elekk.xyz

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Sep 16, 2019, 19:23

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**powderpaint** @powderpaint@glitch.social · Sep 16, 2019, 19:23

Sep 16, 2019, 19:23

powderpaint @powderpaint@glitch.social

👀 it's a powderpaint live vid 👀

watch us perform spectrum by florence + the machine at trans pride brighton

https://youtu.be/FCzo_YvqsdM

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 16, 2019, 18:09

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 16, 2019, 18:09

Sep 16, 2019, 18:09

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

citric acid is tasty but

don't citric acid too much

that is bad

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Sep 16, 2019, 17:03

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**bloom.sys, forklift certified** @maples@preciouslittle.life · Sep 16, 2019, 17:03

Sep 16, 2019, 17:03

bloom.sys, forklift certified @maples@preciouslittle.life

heres a really good bill wurtz video a lot of people dont know about https://youtu.be/-1oRezdQEzM

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 16, 2019, 16:29

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 16, 2019, 16:29

Sep 16, 2019, 16:29

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

see cause like the trackball itself is like.

...egg

but for robot

robotegg

in a nest

in the trackball

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 16, 2019, 16:28

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 16, 2019, 16:28

Sep 16, 2019, 16:28

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

i'm now calling trackball housings "nests" from now on because now i've said it I can't get that image outta my head

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 16, 2019, 16:27

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 16, 2019, 16:27

Sep 16, 2019, 16:27

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

...on second thoughts that post soundeda lot lewder than I meant it to

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 16, 2019, 16:27

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 16, 2019, 16:27

Sep 16, 2019, 16:27

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

HID? heck I'm an interface device for all lifeforms, not just humans. get outta here with that gatekeeping. Interface using me however you like, whatever you are! You're valid!

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Sep 16, 2019, 13:51

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE** @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website · Sep 16, 2019, 13:51

Sep 16, 2019, 13:51

SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website

this didn't exist so I've gone ahead and invented it

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Show thread

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Sep 16, 2019, 09:40

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**Autonomous Ⓐ Robot Starship🛰️** @StarshipAmelia@cybre.space · Sep 16, 2019, 09:40

Sep 16, 2019, 09:40

Autonomous Ⓐ Robot Starship🛰️ @StarshipAmelia@cybre.space

dwarf fortress; trans (++)

Dwarf fortress is gonna have trans and intersex dwarves!!!

https://twitter.com/bay12games/status/1107118932077346817

aaaaaaa this is so rad

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Sep 16, 2019, 12:52

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**bloom.sys, forklift certified** @maples@preciouslittle.life · Sep 16, 2019, 12:52

Sep 16, 2019, 12:52

bloom.sys, forklift certified @maples@preciouslittle.life

using the random option on picrew can be, really interesting sometimes,

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Sep 16, 2019, 07:58

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**wandrew** @wandrew@godforsaken.website · Sep 16, 2019, 07:58

Sep 16, 2019, 07:58

wandrew @wandrew@godforsaken.website

bauhaus in the middle of our street

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 16, 2019, 09:06

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Sep 16, 2019, 09:06

Sep 16, 2019, 09:06

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

oh no. i htink the cable for my 8bitdo gamepad is borked D: I tried using it to plug my phone in and it didn't recognise it in any USB sockets, but the moment I plugged in a different USB C cable it worked fine... D: