Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

okay for real slep time

okay imma go slep i thin

okay new plan gonna make a line of CPUs where each CPU family has a totally random amount of bits and never tell anybody and it's like a mystery thing

sometimes it'll go up, sometimes down. *nods* there will be no rhyme or reason. I'll call it x69 architecture.

okay so 11 bit and 10 bit are out maybe I'll try 12 bit. 12, 24, 48- FUCK IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN hhhh

uh... uh... 13 bit!!

...

13 26 52 104 oh noooOO

gonna make an entirely new line of processors that bucks tradition and instead of being 8 bit, 16 bit, etc, it's gonna be multiples of 10.

10 bit. 20 bit. 40 bit. 80 bit. 160 bit. 320 bit. 640 bi-FUCK IT'S JUST THE SAME BUT WITH A 0 OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

what would my sona drop?
hmm...

probably a long dark red scarf
a bunch of nanite clusters to upgrade stuff with
prolly some kinda cola flavoured candy
one of those pixel cherries from an old arcade game.

(the punchline is he ends up in a very yelly argument with who he thinks is the coder, but it turns out the "other person's" code is actually his own code that he forgot he wrote)

monty python "is this the room for an argument?" sketch but it's the programming term "argument" instead of a disagreement and the guy is trying to debug someone else's code

Wacky Wheels is such a missed opportunity by apogee. It had cute characters, and great pixelly graphics, but...

... I mean there was like, very few weapons, it was clearly a less capable ripoff of Mario Kart (granted it wasn't SkunnyKart though which was way worse and utterly forgettable), and all the characters were functionally identical. but... eh. I guess apogee wanted to ride the kart racing gravy train.

really have you ever played a racing game that didn't involve gokarts or some kind of car for every character, that was at all good?

Lucario Kart
LuKartio

if you had an error beep noise, what soundfile would you install on yourself to replace it?

three
hundred
megabytes

of fursonas