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hhhh i just got reminded of the remake of Secret of Mana and how much of a mess its soundtrack is ghh

okay so like, pirates, but they're geocaching instead.

but ALSO stealing from the wealthy. because eat the rich.

and also they donate a lot of the treasure to those in need.

so like

good pirates.

imagine like

a pirate

except they don't bury the wealth for themselves, they bury it for others to find because it's the journey that means the most, not the destination and it's like "hey here's this cool treasure I found, if you like it, you can take a bit, just make sure there's enough for others finding it, maybe leave some treasure behind too for others!"

...wait thisis just geocaching.

"It's so strange to realize..."

"What?"

"I have too many bones in me."

"Did... did you discover some extra bones you didn't previously know about?"

"Technically."

There was a pregnant pause.

"I mean eventually they'll go off and do their own thing, but it'll be a while."

There was another pregnant pause.

"We're going to be parents."

"OH THANK GOD."

"Why what did you think?"

"You ate the neighbor."

"That bitter soul? No way!"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

Here in my car
I am here in my car
how did I get this car
i am not licensed to
drive cars

Microsoft has removed the ability to create an offline account on new Windows 10 installs unless your PC is offline. Disconnect your network / modem before installing Windows 10.

Another option is to keep trying to create the MS account with a fake phone number until it gives up and lets you create a local offline account.

Bonus tip - if you don't want to set security questions when creating an offline account: create one without a password and then set the password via the control panel after logging in.

honestly i'm amazed i didn't find this meme on here, because i feel like mastodon is its true home, so i am reintroducing it to its proper habitat

You cannot imagine the softness of these beans. They're so squishy and soft aaaaaaaaaa

the quintessential GZDoom experience is reflexively jumping once in a while to dodge an attack and not really achieving anything but still feeling guilty about it for like an hour afterward

You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
PEPSIMAN

A recent study has shown that, contrary to stereotypes, cats are just as bonded to their humans as dogs or even human babies. t.co/2n3AvDsUTT

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