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Sesame Street, a show created for public access television to help kids from low-income families learn to read and write, is being put being a paywall which will prevent the kids who most need it from accessing it.
The past 50 seasons are also included in that so they can't be streamed anywhere else.

Fuck capitalism.

Pirate Sesame Street.

i heard something someone said about possible alien communications that gave me chills and it would make an excellent prompt for a sci-fi story

we finally get a message from aliens. "Stop broadcasting, you're in danger."

and then: silence.

By which I mean through the window of my hotel room because I doubt my phone will survive the rain.

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Hey turns out the typhoon that's near Japan just took like a wild swing to the right and is literally gonna (probably) hit Tokyo. This Sunday. Where I still am.

Who wants me to take some photos of it??

@Nine "If you gaze long into the abyss, it might start flirting with you."

"hello darkness my old friend, I've come to speak with you again~ " 🎶
"New phone who dis"

Also never ever:
A) give me the chance to make a pun. Because I will.
B) sunglasses
C) put two nouns next to each other in any vicinity to me in conversation because I will without fail make a portmanteau of them
D) Gogol from cyber city oedo 808 smiling
E) allow me to make a punny portmanteau. The resulting double fusion will destroy any patience with me you had like an antimatter-matter reaction

Pooptoots straight from Japan
Brought to you by this country's free WiFi that is everywhere.

Comfy café is playing lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to

Fucked up that when they say there's a pool and asking if you want in they expect you to pay and then you find out it's actually betting and not a nice pool to soak in and relax

--- WARNING ---
the big sknq is
approaching
According to
the data it is
identified as
POOPTOOTS
- NO REFUGE -

Oh whoops forgot to caption that. It's a display case featuring a huge example of quartz of a type called "Japanese twin" according to the sign. There's a huge flat clear crystal with a tree-like white substance inside, standing upright (seriously it's like a foot across and tall almost I think?? I'm bad at measurements but it was big), on a base of yellowy, large, nodule-like crystal clusters

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