Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

So yeah uh.... Well it's pissing down with rain here, high winds but nothing more than a storm in England....

But it turns out that's because the typhoon hasn't actually hit yet... It's uh... Imminent.

Hmm

Gonna be perfectly safe mind you. This hotel is solid. Or, well, super well prepared for natural weather events like this.

I mean, I'm gonna take photos anyway.

By which I mean through the window of my hotel room because I doubt my phone will survive the rain.

Hey turns out the typhoon that's near Japan just took like a wild swing to the right and is literally gonna (probably) hit Tokyo. This Sunday. Where I still am.

Who wants me to take some photos of it??

Then who was toot?!?

"hello darkness my old friend, I've come to speak with you again~ " 🎶
"New phone who dis"

Also never ever:
A) give me the chance to make a pun. Because I will.
B) sunglasses
C) put two nouns next to each other in any vicinity to me in conversation because I will without fail make a portmanteau of them
D) Gogol from cyber city oedo 808 smiling
E) allow me to make a punny portmanteau. The resulting double fusion will destroy any patience with me you had like an antimatter-matter reaction

Pooptoots straight from Japan
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