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Imagine Sherlock Holmes trying to play cludo, he's interrogating all the players and eventually concludes everyone killed him because no-one is willing to share evidence.

When people use the term snowflake unironically, just remember they're quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society and become radicalized. and that Tyler Durden isnt the hero but a personification of the main character's deep insecurities, and that his snowflake speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people.

Guh it's so damn cold what the hell is up with the thermostat?!
Thermostat: *ded*

Oh

Rolling down the street with a Terry Pratchett audio book playing at high volume with the windows down, head bobbing along as I exclaim "aw yeah this is my jam!!"

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I do believe dragons are real, however I don't believe heterosexual dragons exist

instance psa 

blocked mastodon.cloud

because they federate with gab/kiwifarms

fucksake windows 10 can read aaahhgh... why is there no panties emojo

PLEAS

RT @Nibellion@twitter.com

ICYMI: Capcom is interested in reviving "dormant IPs" because of Resident Evil 2 and Devil May Cry 5 according to their 2019 financial report

pcgamesn.com/capcom-franchises

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1

"Osaka" from Azumanga Daioh is such a huge mood tbqh.

food mention 

oh it's official. croissants are my favourite bread product. full stop.

costume question 

So I am trying to get same fake pointy teeth for a LARP character and I figure, There are a bunch of furries here in the fediverse and they might know some good places to look.

So pointy shark-like false teeth where do I get some?

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