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antisemitism, block recommendation 

this rando just showed up in my mentions and started quoting a bunch of antisemitic shit at me. I'm not familiar with mastodon.top and I did report him to the admins there, so we'll see what happens

considering what my display name is it's shocking I haven't gotten this type of clown sooner

Lb: you know what you're doing better! *Sends hugs if wanted!*

I've figured it out, I figured out why the format with the nerdy kid and the muscleheads gets me: nobody uses forums anymore. This joke entails that people are nice on the internet AND that forums still florish enough to be used instead of just shouting questions at no one on Twitter or Reddit in desperation

*picks jigglypuff*

announcer: JIGGLYPUFF
me, whispering: jonklee donk

birdsite link, but hfalfhagd this is so cute. twitter.com/neko_denki/status/ pics of a gal and her robot partner and aaaa <3 <3 <3

@Felthry @monorail @Nine (Worse puns ahead:)

When you put them in a freezer they get even smaller; They turn into tiny skunk ice.

However, you can make them whole again by baking them though. They get ren-oven-ted.

if @Nine gets in a fridge, do they spontaneously fission into a bunch of kids? because then they are chilled ren

big fan of cackling, snort laughing, and honestly any free demonstration of emotion

i have a friend who snorts when she laughs. it feels so adorable and genuine. my laughs are more like breathless coughs. people dont need designer's laughs

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@Nine Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine & Pastry Shop

Decent coffee but the crepes are [i]decadent[/i].

my chickens all came inside for a visit!

my rooster boy is 24/7 anxious but when he calms down he is the sweetest, snuggliest little man and loves to tuck in my armpit and get head scritches :sob:

(eye contact)

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