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the button that opens the train doors has such big input delay. this shit is unplayable

HANK: If you make your fursona a pokemon, where are you gonna be in a few years when the next big fad comes around?
BOBBY: Then I'll just get a new one.
HANK: Bobby, a fursona isn't just something you throw away when something new comes along. It's a piece of yourself. Why, I've had Lyndon here for thirty years.
BOBBY: Here comes the ref sheet.
HANK: (takes a folded up piece of paper out of his wallet. his fursona is a jacked as hell bloodhound)

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This is some top notch historical reenactment.

Nation's largest slave revolt took place upriver from New Orleans and will be re-enacted this weekend

nola.com/news/article_b8c5e996

antisemitism, block recommendation 

this rando just showed up in my mentions and started quoting a bunch of antisemitic shit at me. I'm not familiar with mastodon.top and I did report him to the admins there, so we'll see what happens

considering what my display name is it's shocking I haven't gotten this type of clown sooner

Lb: you know what you're doing better! *Sends hugs if wanted!*

I've figured it out, I figured out why the format with the nerdy kid and the muscleheads gets me: nobody uses forums anymore. This joke entails that people are nice on the internet AND that forums still florish enough to be used instead of just shouting questions at no one on Twitter or Reddit in desperation

*picks jigglypuff*

announcer: JIGGLYPUFF
me, whispering: jonklee donk

birdsite link, but hfalfhagd this is so cute. twitter.com/neko_denki/status/ pics of a gal and her robot partner and aaaa <3 <3 <3

@Felthry @monorail @Nine (Worse puns ahead:)

When you put them in a freezer they get even smaller; They turn into tiny skunk ice.

However, you can make them whole again by baking them though. They get ren-oven-ted.

if @Nine gets in a fridge, do they spontaneously fission into a bunch of kids? because then they are chilled ren

big fan of cackling, snort laughing, and honestly any free demonstration of emotion

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