Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

"hmmm what to do" *already picking up the Switch and turning it on* "Whaaat to doooo~" *already going around playing Pokemon again* "Gosh just SO many choices."

no i mean seriously I ... I am still like "...hn I kinda wanna play pokemon again right now."

like I'm all "fuck I got so many other games to play I really should play them... OOOOORRRR I could play Pokemon Sword... hm."

...shit... this is the most into a pokemon game I've ever felt since I played Pokemon Blue way back when it first came out...

... so there's a police officer NPC type in Pokémon swoosh.

The first one you meet (early on, not spoiler) literally says "Allo Allo Allo! What's all this then? Fancy a scrap with a copper?"

*Rolls up sleeves* you betcha, matey. }:3

Okay so... Where are all the dads in Pokémon games?
Like I think only ruby and sapphire has your character actually have a father and a mother and both appear in game...

Gotta say the UI in Pokémon swsh is a thing of beauty. Clean, efficient use of space, clear and concise, intuitive, easy to read. Surprisingly attractive in design despite being rather minimalist

I'm getting mobile ads for g2a that are basically "buy stolen or scammed game keys from us or we'll kill you"

Wtf.

Aw dang what do I call a girl machop

Siiiigh ... I forgot that the ONE skunk Pokémon exists. You know, the one that literally has an arse for a face.

.... I hate that Pokémon so much. I hate it's design. There's a Pokémon that's a literal walking pile of garbage, and it's design is better than THIS figurative pile of garbage. Ugh. Arseface. WHY.

somewhere I have the uh... the ...thingies for the joycons for my switch? you know the... button cover things for the top where it connects to the console so they can be held more comfortably and have a couple extra buttons?

... i dunno where tho. hm

The one thing the Yakuza games didn't lie about however was how goddamn good CC Lemon is as a drink omg.

The Yakuza games: hey check out these drinks vending machines pretty much everywhere where you can get cheap hydration for minor stat boosts. Also mystery drinks! Haha.
Me, a fool, unaware of the truth: hahaha man wouldn't that be weird if it were true.
Actual Real Life Japan: *hands u a vending machine* *hands u a vending machine* *hands u a vending machine* (etc)
Me, now enlightened to the truth: ... WELP. Videogames have taught me nothing. Also here is a mystery drink selection?!?!

The Gamers: the new Pokémon is bad because a Pokémon "tackles" with it's feet!

Well yeah that's because tackle isn't literal you dicks. Fuck sake. Scorbunny is a bunny, it makes sense that it'd do more kicks then body tackles.