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I require only your most magnificent totally predictive text post to make it get weird.
botsin.space/@NineBooks/100201

well this is a #startrek meme that absolutely has to be on mastodon

cw'd for eye contact

Short video, me being a dingus, food being made by machine in the video. 

Mood.

The ad in question, for Wish: sex toy very visible, silhouette of genitals

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There is a reason it will be content warninged in the next post about this. And why I haven't just posted it.

No there is no report ad button that I can see or find, but I could be wrong. They seem to be getting harder to report every day. Anyway here we go

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However I uh

One of the ads I got which mercifully was a skippable one I caught a glimpse of something that I wasn't sure I'd seen correctly. The ad didn't show up again for ages.... Until just now, and it turns out... I had seen it correctly

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Okay so

Mobile games often have ads right?
Ads are usually based on your searches and whatnot but you can usually choose to opt out of "personalised ads" for a lot of things?

Which I've done wherever possible.

This may be why I'm getting ads for an app called Wish which seems to be eBay for people who "found stuff that fell off the back of a truck and it's totally a legit Rolex I promise it's just a typo that makes it say Fauxlex" or cheap knock-off garbage.

Repping very Spikemuth themed gear in Pokémon swoosh right now

i want to see a pokemon fan game where you play as a pokemon who stole a trainer's hat

and discover that nobody can tell you're a pokemon as long as you're wearing the hat

the professor offers you a starter pokemon and you just kind of bat at one of the pokeballs with a paw, so they say "the strong silent type, yeah? some of the most powerful trainers in the world were the same way"

you fight the first gym leader by placing a pokeball down with your mouth and pressing the button, and your opponent is wowed by your eccentric technique

and the whole game continues that way until your hat gets knocked off in the middle of the battle with the champion

Ukpol 

Its a long standing truth of conservative politics that it doesn't mater what progressives are doing conservatives will be accusing them of everything conservatives have already done.

Thulhu is fine and dandy though. She doesn't much care for going out anyway except for toilet.

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Oh Sid is okay btw forgot to mention. His stitches are healing really nicely, he's happy as anything and all but back to his normal self, except for being a little grumpy because he has to stay indoors until Friday.
Unfortunately because he's a really smart cat this means we have to lock the outer catflap completely so none of the cats can get out. It's... Not pleasant. But it'll be back to normal soon.

wanna play the pokeymans but am super tired and can't even focus

man I really wanna try out Luigi's Mansion 1 since 3 is so much fun I wish there was some way I could get a gamecube without having to spend any mon-

...

oh. right. dolphin emulator exists doesn't it ._.;

...oh yeah I forgot about the bullshit slapfight on top of the mako cannon in Junon in FF7. I ... I really hope the remake DOESN'T have that stupid sexist bullshit and Tifa just fuckin slugs Scarlet immediately. because GODDAMNIT SHE'S A MARTIAL ARTIST why the fuck would she have a slapping match come on.

Shit now I'm thinking of that sonic adventure 2 LP Dub thing with gamma installing "a chaos emerald"

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Can you tell I am exhausted from a random bout of I guess insomnia last night? Because holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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