Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

crocodiles grow in accordance to the availability of food, right?

so with that in mind

your crocodile girlfriend who because she lives in a world of plenty and readily accessable food has grown to like nine or ten foot tall and is constantly frustrated by having to find increasingly larger size clothing and banging her head on door frames since she cannot help her genetics at all, but is super sweet and gentle around you because you make her feel like she belongs.

plz do not drink the slime (without consent)

G-man stands for Goddammit stop creeping up on me like that, Man

there's a pizza i want

but the place that sells it is like... miles away.

hhh...

Mood.

The ad in question, for Wish: sex toy very visible, silhouette of genitals

There is a reason it will be content warninged in the next post about this. And why I haven't just posted it.

No there is no report ad button that I can see or find, but I could be wrong. They seem to be getting harder to report every day. Anyway here we go

However I uh

One of the ads I got which mercifully was a skippable one I caught a glimpse of something that I wasn't sure I'd seen correctly. The ad didn't show up again for ages.... Until just now, and it turns out... I had seen it correctly

Okay so

Mobile games often have ads right?
Ads are usually based on your searches and whatnot but you can usually choose to opt out of "personalised ads" for a lot of things?

Which I've done wherever possible.

This may be why I'm getting ads for an app called Wish which seems to be eBay for people who "found stuff that fell off the back of a truck and it's totally a legit Rolex I promise it's just a typo that makes it say Fauxlex" or cheap knock-off garbage.