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some personal thoughts on pokemon and games and my own brain, 's gonna be a thread. 

So uh, I've maybe mentioned this before but ages ago I got Pokemon Blue when it first came out in the UK. I told myself I "just wanted to see what all the fuss was about" (yeah right kiddo you fuckin' saved up for that shit to play it you fuckin loved the idea of it but w/e), and spent every waking moment I could playing it. I was hooked as hell.

What if we put Luigi's head on top of a Succubus's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

Me: *using a pair of scissors to open a package, frowning at how uncomfortable they are* geez, these are really unpleasant sandwiches.
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I want a Pokémon game where you aren't like an intense TRAINER but instead you're like a casual collector who encourages a friend to become a better trainer. Like the opposite of the usual narrative where you have a rival who exists for u to be a stronger trainer than and constantly beat.

tired: hh gregg
wired: HHH GREGG PANASONIC BLU RAY NINETY NINE DOLLARRRRS

I met a homeless woman working as a cashier at dollar general 

my wife and I went to the dollar store to get some snacks for a movie, and the cashier told us about how new stores are opening up in the city with a higher minimum wage, when they wont even raise the wage for the store she works at.

She makes $7.25 an hour and lives in her van. One of her windows is completely busted up, so she has to sleep like that during the winter, with no heat because she couldn't pay for gas. By the time she gets her paycheck at the end of the week, she'll have $6 to her name, because everything else goes to car payments and groceries.

I am so fucking mad. I'm going to look for resources for her. I can't do much, but I can do something.

If any of you have ideas for ways to help her (and others like her), please let me know. Either for unionizing, or financial aid, or whathaveyou.

robot girls who have exposed ball joints without dust covers are braver than the troops

the deligitimization of derivative works as "fanfiction" is a result of the late-capitalistic institution of extremely long copyright terms. In this essay I will

crocodiles grow in accordance to the availability of food, right?

so with that in mind

your crocodile girlfriend who because she lives in a world of plenty and readily accessable food has grown to like nine or ten foot tall and is constantly frustrated by having to find increasingly larger size clothing and banging her head on door frames since she cannot help her genetics at all, but is super sweet and gentle around you because you make her feel like she belongs.

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