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attempting to breed perfect IV eevees to relax.
got 1 so far.

blelghblg cannot focus because too worried about kitty who is ill again.

guh... he's only a year and a half old what the hell why is he getting so sick like this... got a swelling on his stomach now and the pain meds aren't doing anything for him any more...

genuinely this is some straight fuckin' bollocks that adults used to talk, and the school system pushes. fucking hell. let us fucking LEARN something about the bloody world first before forcing us to make career plans that are 99% opf the time gonna fucking fail because the only people they'll ACTUALLY succeed for are already rich and/or have parents to pay for it all for them and likely aren't even AT These fucking schools holy shit.

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really do not understand how anybody has a ten year plan, let alone a five year, or ONE year plan, or even knows what they wanna do when they grow up. I SITLL have no fucking clue what I want to do in the future. I'd LIKE to keep writing and make this a successful venture but before I started this I genuinely was like "welp guess i'm doing that in my spare time forever and working in shops until I die hahahaha fuuuuckk...."

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y'ever think back to school when they were like "oh you have to have an idea of what you want to do when you grow up and have like a five year plan anda ten year plan so what do you want to be when you grow up" and you honestly didn't have a fucking clue so you were like just naming the first shit that came to your head immediately knowing full well that WASN'T it but no matter what you couldn't think of anything becuase, well... what the fuck COULD you think of??

we listened to @tom's music while making shaders and accidentally made slime

mastodon roguelike mastodon roguelike MASTODON ROGUELIKE

Kinda Pokemon Swoosh spoilery. Utterly unrelated bit but still Pokemon because Arcanine 

Oh that reminds me
There's an NPC in the final city, Wyndon. They're a kid, on the bridge leading to the stadium, with an arcanine, or a growlithe maybe I forget, but it says "Bork!" When you talk to it :D

Growlithe and Arcanine are now canonically borkers

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Kinda Pokemon Swoosh spoilery. Extra picture description here 

In addition, the background is of a grungy looking urban building, with a big, glowing neon Team Yell emblem upon it, and stage lights in front of it. She also has red eyes, her trainer number is 139, and five stars show I have completed the main story. The name is listed, of course, as Ren, and the badges are all filled in showing I've collected them all, confirmed by the confirmation that I can catch and use any level Pokémon.

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Kinda Pokemon Swoosh spoilery. Eye contact in the screenshot 

Yeah you'd best believe I'm repping Spikemuth after meeting Piers. That dude rocks.
Also hell yes the game let's you do that gainax badass pose and your hair even blows in the wind too. You can't really tell from the screenshot but the sparkly things are holofoil and glint every so often.

The image description cut off because the buffer is full but most of the details are there.

banged my head on the wooden ceiling beams up in the loft/top floor yesterday and it still friggin hurts today and ow. fuck. why. why does this happen why does banging your head continue to hurt for an absolutely UNREASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME

nobody:
me:
the universe:
my brain: o/' caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan~ o/'
me: *sigh* ...fuckin' o/' AAANNYBOOODYYYYYY~~~, FIIIIiind meeee.... somebody TOOO~oooo~~ o/'

thulhu oh my god please stop batting stuff off my desk oh my god oh my god

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