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But also jsyk very proud of being a goblin in this respect. Real dice goblin hours who up

I hate how accurate this is. And also that I'm pretty sure I'm the only goblin in a group of elves.

strange telephone is

...strange.

do you think in BOTW2 that Link will introduce Zelda to all their friends like Prince Sidon and Kass and she'll notice Link blushing like crazy whenever Prince Sidon is around and she'll ask Link if they're okay and Link will just blush more and she'll be like, grinning and like "No no, it's okay, I totally get it. he IS hot isn't he?"

and Link will be like :O and start nodding enthusiastically and they'll be gushing about how pretty and hot loads of people are

Dang I gotta play this more later but fuck this seems like an amazing game to play on my Surface with the pen.

oh gosh but CROSSNIQ+ has such cute characters in it and they're so good and lovely and well drawn aaaa

Oh no

oh no i can't even get the lowest level speed bonus in this oh dear I'm going to be bad at this :(

oh no there's a cute robot character with a crt monitor for a head aah i'm love them

also fuck it's just got so much A E S T H E T I C like Jet Set Radio and Wipeout 2097 and fuckin' just

OOZING Dreamcast style

I'm already loving this and I haven't even played it yet

UH
SO I UH

I JUST STARTED UP CROSSNIQ+ AND

FUCK

there's a Shop? So I'm like "wait isn't this a puzzle game?? screw it let me check this out" and BOOM instant cute lizard gal who gives you her pronouns and goddamn this game is already this good!?

if i die it's probably because i've caused myself a serious injury on like... some kind of branch that was twenty feet up in the air but SOMEHOW I managed to bash my head open on it mid step without any possible way to do so.

me: 5'10" in meatspace
most doorframes: made to accomodate people of like 6'2"
the roof beams in my attic room: p. low, well below chest height tho.
this weird stone ledge that juts out from the ceiling because it's where the original house wall was before the extension was built that now has the kitchen/dining room in it: quite a bit shorter than that but still plenty of clearance.
my head: repeatedly banged against all of these things somehow despite my best efforts to not.