me at any inanimate object: *talks to it normally like it's a person*
me at cats: WHO'S A FLUFFY BABY YES YOU ARE AAAA SO PRETTY FLUFFY LUMP I LOVE YOU YES I DOOOO~~~~

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 25, 2019, 23:15

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 25, 2019, 23:15

Dec 25, 2019, 23:15

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

if you haven't blocked me because of my puns

thank you

also wtf you doin

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 25, 2019, 22:35

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**Kelly** @kelly@kitty.town · Dec 25, 2019, 22:35

Dec 25, 2019, 22:35

Kelly @kelly@kitty.town

𝕘 𝕒 𝕪 𝕥 𝕒 𝕝 𝕚 𝕥 𝕪

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 25, 2019, 18:08

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**Witch_Aria** @Witch_Aria@is.nota.live · Dec 25, 2019, 18:08

Dec 25, 2019, 18:08

Witch_Aria @Witch_Aria@is.nota.live

A trans bat!!

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 25, 2019, 05:27

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**switchyfishy** @switchyfishy@monsterpit.net · Dec 25, 2019, 05:27

Dec 25, 2019, 05:27

switchyfishy @switchyfishy@monsterpit.net

tiny BDSM safeword PSA to dominants

did you know, sometimes the domme needs to say the safeword? did you know, as a domme, you're allowed to use the safeword? did you know that it's important for you to feel safe and have a good time too?

you're allowed to stop the scene if things are going in a direction that makes you scared or uncomfortable. as a domme you also have limits, and your goal shouldn't be please the submissive to the exclusion of your own pleasure or comfort.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 24, 2019, 22:28

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 24, 2019, 22:28

Dec 24, 2019, 22:28

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

ahhh Misty you lovely lovely kitty, plapping around nice and slow because you are old and soft and tubbs. <3 <3

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 24, 2019, 22:04

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**MOVED to @inbtwn@sleeping.town** @sc@chitter.xyz · Dec 24, 2019, 22:04

Dec 24, 2019, 22:04

MOVED to @inbtwn@sleeping.town @sc@chitter.xyz

new rae the doe special is out!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEMDs5YtS6c

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 24, 2019, 14:45

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**Janelle Shane** @janellecshane@wandering.shop · Dec 24, 2019, 14:45

Dec 24, 2019, 14:45

Janelle Shane @janellecshane@wandering.shop

me: i wonder what would happen if i trained the neural net gpt-2 on christmas carols?

me: ...

me: oh NO
https://aiweirdness.com/post/189845472982/the-ais-carol

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 24, 2019, 19:41

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**Misty** @oolongstains@cybre.space · Dec 24, 2019, 19:41

Dec 24, 2019, 19:41

Misty @oolongstains@cybre.space

Found the best TV series on Netflix

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 24, 2019, 16:17

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 24, 2019, 16:17

Dec 24, 2019, 16:17

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

fucksake i'm surprised it didn't suddenly transform, kick me in the face and demand I paint the pictures on the paper myself.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 24, 2019, 16:17

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 24, 2019, 16:17

Dec 24, 2019, 16:17

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

but the moment I fucking select just a small number, send THOSE to print, wait for it to spool up, wait for it to slowly print them all, then wind down, then select a new batch, having to set up the print options EACH AND EVERY TIME I DID SO, more than doubling the time this takes, it printed out all of them JUST. FINE.

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 24, 2019, 16:16

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 24, 2019, 16:16

Dec 24, 2019, 16:16

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

FINALLY

it fucking

it finally fucking worked.

finally
fucksake, why . why are printers so goddamn awful.

turns out

none of the pictures were corrupted. it just decided, randomly, that if I tried to print all of them, you know, so I wasn't sat there for ages doing each page of four individually, it would just send a few lines of ascii garbage instead and waste like eight sheets of paper on this bullfuck before it would jam and crash the printer.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 24, 2019, 15:45

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**Rena.lia (Rogue Nanoswarm)** @NineBooks@botsin.space · Dec 24, 2019, 15:45

Dec 24, 2019, 15:45

Rena.lia (Rogue Nanoswarm) @NineBooks@botsin.space

....*glances at own pc... grimaces* I wouldn't know the cyberdemon is up with him fora n hour or two. i'll post about bagpuss boosted, commented on it because it's just... so lovely ;w;