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Fun detail in Pokémon Sword/Shield: the Switch in the player's room takes the color of the joy-cons you're using to play it!

I taught a 70-year-old how to make GIFs a while ago and they just sent this in their merry Christmas email

beds changed, clothes washed and dried, bins taken out and changed, cats fed, washing up done, cooking done, food eaten, ebay answered.

old bedding just needs putting in the drier, clean clothes need putting in the actual wardrobe as opposed to the floordrobe, and uh... hm. been a busy housework day today.

Lefou: Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston,
Gaston:
Lefou:
Gaston:
Lafou: *walks out*

me at any inanimate object: *talks to it normally like it's a person*
me at cats: WHO'S A FLUFFY BABY YES YOU ARE AAAA SO PRETTY FLUFFY LUMP I LOVE YOU YES I DOOOO~~~~

if you haven't blocked me because of my puns

thank you

also wtf you doin

𝕘 𝕒 𝕪 𝕥 𝕒 𝕝 𝕚 𝕥 𝕪

tiny BDSM safeword PSA to dominants 

did you know, sometimes the domme needs to say the safeword? did you know, as a domme, you're allowed to use the safeword? did you know that it's important for you to feel safe and have a good time too?

you're allowed to stop the scene if things are going in a direction that makes you scared or uncomfortable. as a domme you also have limits, and your goal shouldn't be please the submissive to the exclusion of your own pleasure or comfort.

ahhh Misty you lovely lovely kitty, plapping around nice and slow because you are old and soft and tubbs. <3 <3

me: i wonder what would happen if i trained the neural net gpt-2 on christmas carols?

me: ...

me: oh NO
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