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you can read the dwarf fortress changelog and it's just full of mastodon award winning shitposts

there's a patch note like this:

Mulling over long-term memories can lead to shifts in intellectual values and personality changes

and then the very next thing on the list is something like:

Stopped dogs from being sad because they can't have a religion

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internet is bouncing like a goddamn slime-rabbit on a pogostick

honestly kind of surprised nobody’s made a weird tiny single-board 486 or 386 DOS computer for retro gaming

aw dang I never sang any christmas songs this december. huh...

ah well. Might as well make up for lost time.

... o/' hhhgregg, panasonic bluray~ o/'

Hmm, the comparison between different interpolations look like different amusement park ride segments :thinkhappy:

TIL that in the US, you can get advertisers to stop sending you physical mail by telling the post office "that you, *in your own discretion*, believe [the advertisements] to be 'erotically arousing or sexually provocative.'" (Emphasis mine.)

USPS and the advertiser are not legally allowed to contest this.

So if you tell them that CreditOne mailings just make you *too horny*...

about.usps.com/publications/pu

If you can't make your own genders, store bought is fine

Oh no I just remembered that "counterfeit genders" bullshit from a little while ago and I'm giggling again

I've only played a little of Hypnospace Outlaw but I'm already kinda liking it. It's drawing me in.

However I'm taking a break so I can finally finish off Doom 2016.

it's tuesday
it's tmi tuesday
it's the combination to 128 because of the eevees. So it doesn't matter how long I've slept.

I swear i didn't arrange this on purpose. They line up to stare at me when they're hungry

Lucky Sevens has developed

🎉 A NEW QUIRK 🎉

now it randomly moves my typing cursor back to the beginning of what I'm typing every so often, MID TYPING. :D :D :D :D D:

A couple hours ago, I hit the button and launched #MyTransHealth V2. mytranshealth.com/

This site is a long-time labor of love for us. I hope to keep improving it for years to come. All my thanks to everyone who has been part of the project the past 5+ years.

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