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on its own, those platforming sections were brutally hard, but actually kinda cool? I loved finding them, it was like little hidden secrets...

but the fact the loot wasn't instanced at first was like "FFFFUCK WHY" because especially on some of the harder ones you could literally spend ages trying to figure out the puzzle and the secret and then... get nothing for all those hours. It was torturous.

frig.

just got reminded of the jumping puzzle sections in guildwars 2.

like

someone took an mmo
and decided that "hey you know what, let's have third person platforming sections for bonus loot in an mmo!... what?... instancing of the loot? pfff fuck no. who needs that?"

...doing all those goddamn platforming jumps only to find out you're stuck waiting for a damn chest to respawn.

...i just realised

I only know the quote about "Do we have wormsign??" from Dune as a direct result of a game called Kingdom O' Magic (this game which is... ... not good? it was pretty terrible) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_O%27_Magic

...I mean I literally read the book Dune. I watched the original film too.

but nope, some kinda naffy parody adventure game is what got the quote stuck in my head

but first, let's play a round of

SLEEPY
OR
BEEPY

*gameshow muzak so cheesy you could serve it with wine*

goob nipe

okay tim for beb

...so there's a slightly raised lump between the middle and ring finger bottom knuckles on my left hand that's been itching for a while.

Turns out it was... a spot??? and I just got a buncha waxy gunk outta it???

fucking.. how?!? how the bloody hell did I get a fucking spot THERE of all places?!

also I'm watching gobou's yume nikki animation videos on youtube so fun

hey friembs i got a headache whatup

real fuckj why do headaches exist hours who up

Big Dork Energy