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its so funny when an anime/manga/east asian game has to have a Giant of a character and they turn out to be like 185cm tops
see also kanamori from eizouken whos like 6 feet or so

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ok the pcengine has some pretty great games on it. glad I spent the time grabbing this stuff.

oooh another house! With... a... guy... made of... butter????...

... ig uess?? or some kind of spirit??? living in a burned out house???

...

i swear I have no idea what is going on but he asked a question and I had to give one of three answers and...

...well okay I had to savestate to get the right answer but now I have a MAGIC SPELL!!! :DDD

which... does... i dunno. i guess I should try it... somehow?

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This article is sticking in my mind and refuses to leave, I uncover new levels of the absurdity of the human condition each time I reconsider it, this is my L'Etranger, this nameless journalist is my Camus, this is the impetus for my existentialist awakening

WELP. so uh. I was walking towards a house, following the girl, she went in, I accidentally followed, but JUST before I did, I saw a spear being thrown towards me that I had no time to dodge. LUCKILY I entered the house... annnd apparently spoke to the girl's mother. who... upgraded... my sword?...

...dang momma, you got some neat smithy skills.

and now my sword shoots big swirly balls heck yeah let's wreck shit.

...aaand there's bearded men with spears, and... GIANT EVIL TREES? WHAT??

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Oh wow she's taken me to her village and it is.... a mess. yike. some serious crap went on here.

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Sooo, I go exploring, shooting badguys with my magic sword, big ol' wings on my helmet that look like bunny ears even though they aren't, jumping platforms (this is a top down 8-way shooter btw, pretty neat), come across an oni beating up some girl that's tied up, quick boss battle, kick his ass, find the girl who got kicked aside before the fight, free her and she's leading me somewhere. So far, pretty fun!

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well this PCE game Valkyrie no Dentetsu or something is off to a good start. The protagonist is talking with some kinda goddess on a cloud, I'm guessing she tells the MC to go sort out some problem on the planet, so the heroine turns, walks off the cloud, and ... plummets. hahah

okay Space Fantasy Zone on the PCECD is ...

yeah it's Space Harrier with a Fantazy Zone skin and a shop at the end of the levels. Even the music is just the first bit of Space Harrier's main theme and THEN the fantasy zone bit XD

TACNET THREAT DESIGNATION: REACTOR GIGANT
CATEGORY 4
[CAPABILITIES UNKNOWN, SUSPECTED ESCHATOLOGICAL HAZARD, LIKELY FULLY COGNITIVE//LINGUISTIC, DEPLOY MEMETIC COUNTERMEASURES: DO NOT TRUST]
- - - VENGEANCE IS NIGH - - -

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you're part of something greater than yourself, plugged into the machine, riding the kinetic high. you're in the role of predator and the whole world is your prey. over the years, tragedy after tragedy, you and your mech have reciprocally pruned away every instinct besides martyrdom; battle-lust; venge. you know exactly who's to blame. it's not the kaiju - no one knows what they want, where they come from, if they're a singular force or we're just the battleground for a thousand powers beyond our sight.

it's the companies profiting off disaster and keeping pilots in the hole. it's the states deciding that business as usual is somehow okay when the monuments to the dead grow as high as skyscrapers. it's every two-bit pilot who wants the thrill of being a hero instead of seeing behind the facade of the Kaiju Era and the Survival Paradigm.

and something clicks. and the eschaton engine roars. and you feel invincible. you don't bow to alerts and apps. you're here and will not be denied.

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*dies in the second level right as everything goes to heck after getting the wallcrawler powerup, despite clearing level 1 without any issues whatsoever and beating the boss in the time honoured fashion of chucking a full powered Force into its chestmouth and then just hammering the firebutton as fast as possible*
ah, just as I remember.

aw dang that's some good quality production cutscenes tho for a sixteen bit cd game

Okaaaay R-Type Complete CD time. cannot understand a word of the japanese story segments sadly but I know basically the entire plotline of the RType series, more or less (the tactical games notwithstanding).

okay yeah this isn't the emulator this is the pad itself. something is making it disconnect. dangit.

dang despite the 8bit audio of the PCE/TG16, the video is full 16 bit and looks lovely.

oh dangit the pad keeps disconnecting mid play what is going on.

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