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me: *playing Superhot VR again*
*gets to the Outer Heaven stage start*
*sees two knives*

youtube.com/watch?v=tagnCKatOs

seems someone has made a kuru kuru kururin clone for Android? it's currently free for a limited time if anyone wants to check it out play.google.com/store/apps/det

Bring back no-strings-attached compliment-giving

ok this is bullshit fake science (cw'd for eye contact in it) but

which is funnier here:

1. nose not labeled with anything

2. the possibility to upgrade this by labelling the nose area as 'nose'

welp I have the dlc for void bastards I might as well try it

sweet mother i cannot weave, slender Aphrodite has overcome me with not knowing how to weave

me every morning

RT @dril_gpt2@twitter.com

A soft ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Dohhhhhh. Dohhhh. Dohhh. Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *loud huffing and puffing* I'm a teen, dammit! I'm a teen, dammit! I'm a teen, dammit! I'm a teen, dammit!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1

back in 2015 some researchers came up with an e-ink display device which was powered entirely by harvesting joules from the NFC connection your phone used to talk to it, and I’m honestly kind of shocked these aren’t all over the place now? alansonsample.com/research/NFC

In happier news.....
Second patient cured of HIV, say doctors

Adam Castillejo, the "London Patient", is free of the virus more than 30 months after stopping treatment.

BBC News - Second patient cured of HIV, say doctors
bbc.co.uk/news/health-51804454

Oof, not nearly enough chill.
Didn't pass, oh well, didn't expect to. No matter! There's always next time

Can anyone rec me some good #fantasy #books with asexual protagonists? Aro ace or alloro ace are both good. Demi and grey good too! Any kind of ace protagonist.

We are legion, but we don't seem to star in that many fantasy novels and I wanna read one!

whats the cheapest printer to print stuff on? in terms of like ink and toner and stuff. i am an infrequent printer

i gotta chill, it's okay, it'll be okay, i'll be fine,. just

gotta chill

...

HOW DO I CHILL

the official alt text for this is "Bilbo sits on his favourite chair and looks lovingly into the camera, smiling. He says "it will be okay." The weight of his love washes over you and things are a little better." and, a,

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There are two monty halls inside you. One opens a door you didn't pick, the other offers a chance to switch doors. A goat is present.

Me, exhausted: "Germany you can't just call everything with crushed tomatoes "ketchup"."

Germany, pointing at a jar of pasta sauce: "Noodle ketchup."

[being smacked over the head by a mourning widow] i'm sorry *ow* it's just that you said *ow* that your husband was *ouch* literally a saint and i *ow* checked the list of saints and he's not on there so *ouch, fuck* technically your statement was *ow* inaccurate. i'm *ouch* so sorry i'm a white man i'm *fuck* contractually obligated to do this

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