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do you think they'd be friends?

I think they'd be friends.

I think the Chillhop Raccoon and the Chillhop Capybara would just... chill together and have a good time and hang out and be chill everywhere.

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Raccoons are good, the chillhop raccoon is so good...

but...

what if... there's a world out there...

where it's a Chillhop Capybara?

...please tell me he improves at least one Rival Schools plays okay on this sofa tho. So what if zero width jojo custom emojo

cool facts about butch from pokemon is he has polydactyly

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oh for fucks sake Wolfire games. XD

they snuck in a "30 to 50 feral hogs" meme reference into one of the otherwise serious audiologs.

Picture of food 

@Nine macaroooooooooooooooooni

Picture of food 

Okay I've just cooked the strangest pasta I've ever encountered.

It's like if someone thought "what if macaroni but too much?"
It's macaroni but nobody told it "when".
It's Macaroni: Extended Directors Cut Special Edition

Image alts: A fiery sunset sets ablaze a cloud-strewn sky, rooftops in the foreground and mountains with a rainbow in the distance

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lmao there's a mario odyssey trick jump that lets you get to luncheon early

it's called "bruncheon"

Hobusu: One time I was talking with my mom about how as a kid I loved the Pokemon TCG but now I realize there are a lot of problems with both its gameplay and business model, then as I started talking about how I'd go about making a card game based on Pokemon I stopped and just said "This is Kongai, I've just invented Kongai"

Sirlin: nice. I also invented Kongai, so that's two of us.

(david sirlin literally designed kongai)

Oh no it turns out Google instant translate tries it's best to translate text into English even if it's already in English to begin with and its beautiful

putting together a list of bits for a mini-itx system capable of using a Valve Index.

twitter.com/coryoon/status/125 hjasdfjl;ksadfj;ksaldf;lskdf

short version: google translate's instant translation feature translates ANYTHING in front of it into the language you select, EVEN if the language it's translating from already IS that langauge.

the results are hysterically funny (CW food displayed in the pictures)

Her eyes were entrancing and I made no effort to struggle as she coiled around me.

Instead I sang a song about the stars at dawn, and how she shimmered just as heavenly - I didn't come up with it myself. I remembered it from a wandering bard, but it was appropriate.

The lamia swayed to my voice, entranced in turn; her coils tightened slightly, not wanting to let go.

"You're a strange lady," she said, "But I want to keep you."

"Likewise."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

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