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ah frig. Brutal Doom crashes GZdoom on the regular due to the chasecam. so, rolling, fatalities, presumably even the death cam, all outta the question. :< Can't find any damn info on why or how to fix it, and yeah, it's just Brutal Doom causing it. Tried an otherwise vanilla mod load with just Doom 2 and Brutal doom, three levels in, and blooop, crashed due to rolling.

me: Hmm... Oh yeah, Commander Keen was a thing wasn't it? Wodner why they've not tried to remake it or anything??

*googles*

...oh no

in video codecs, i-frames are when the motion compensation algorithm is invincible after having been hit by an enemy

Me, fanning face because of the weather: "Geez, it's hot and buggy outside today...."
Imaginary Respondant: "...ren Don't you mean Hot and Muggy?"
Me: *half-clipped through my seat at an odd angle whilst a bird flies backwards through the sky in a frozen animation frame* "I know what I said."

Why did anti piracy ads always have such cool music in the background?

Advert: *du du du du duu na na naa du na* You wouldn't steal a car!

Me: Man, this music is sick, makes me want to commit a crime!

Ad: Piracy! It's a crime!

Me: How convenient!

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fluffy babey mainey kitty in my arms curled up against me

and by "advocate for" I mean "explicitly state she's the real mascot no matter what not just because she's inherently better but also to piss of people who will complain otherwise"

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okay but can we start like a rebel movement of anti techbro Linux folk who also advocate for Linux fox girl being the mascot lmao

@tom has anyone actually drawn an anthro aibo yet

like the modern Smooth aibo

yeah no i can't play this mod. it's good! Don't get me wrong! it's fucking weird, but... for some reason it unsettles me on such a primal level I can't play it comfortably.

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Okay, Mayhem Mansions is... a fucking weird Doom mod. It's actually a remake of a much earlier FPS/puzzle/horror/adventure game? called... uh... and I wish I was kidding "exploding lips".

I'm playing this becuase I had a look at the original and yowsza that is clunky as heck, but the doom mod version is surprisingly playable. It is however...

...

an absolute bloody fever dream holy shit. I named my save file "what the unholy fuck" as a result.

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