Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

...oh no.

oh no someone made the Black Mesa sweet voice as a weapon mod/musical instrument for Stabround and it functions basically just like it

you can be a robot if you like.

This is why I never log in to that bot's account and do fake posts pretending to be the bot because I'm afraid that I'll realise that the bot was me all along aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaactually this wouldn't be so bad to be honest. hm.

sometimes I do a pooptoot and it's just so friggin "out there" that if I didn't know better and was reading it from an utterly outside perspective I'd be like "is this some kind of markov chain bot or some bullshit" but no

no there is a markov chain bot of me

and the only way you can tell is that it's hosted on botsin.space as opposed to here.

oh dear i've got baman piderman stuck in my head now

so here i am
doin everything i can
holding on to what i can
pretending i'm a spiderman

what if lord of the rings but instead of The One Ring Sauron's just looking frantically for his car keys

at that level of tiredness where I just want a pair of grappling hook pistols to just... drag myself everywhere by instead of having to walk or do anything apart from point in a direction and just... get pulled that way like a ragdoll

"The Grid

A digital frontier

I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved around the computer.
What did they look like?
Ships, motorcycles?
Were the circuits like freeways?
I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see.

And then,
one day

I got in...

...and it was nothing but shitposts."

followboooottttsssss go awaayyyy