Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
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Randomly delighted by the design and presentation of the Matra & Hachette Ordinateur Alice series of home computers from the mid 1980s.
Along with Melissa Joan Hart's performance in Clarissa Explains It All, this solidified my belief that this is what the typical computer programmer looked like.
Tired: high speed rail network
Wired: tool assisted speedrun
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Me a year or so ago: "ooh gta5 is on ridiculously cheap but... hmmm... nah I'll not bother, it's not like it'll be anything different to the previous games, and I guess I'm having more fun with Saints Row 3/4 (let's be real they're the same game, 4 is just an expansion pack to 3 honestly). Meh"
Me today: "...oh shit I can get GTA5 for free on epic? lol why the fuck not, it's free, even if I never play it, freeee :D "
the free online encyclopaedia that NO-ONE will EVER edit again
focks in sox
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waiting for one of those famiclone-style consoles with the NES-on-a-chip black-blob on the circuit board, except you plug it in and it boots into Windows XP and you play Half-Life 2
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imo, the fact that it was plausible in the 90s to make a complete, native (not-emulated) recreation of a platform from the 80s, on a single chip, but it's not plausible in the 20s to do that with a platform from the 00s, let alone the 10s, is a real indictment of the last two decades
...oh no.
oh no someone made the Black Mesa sweet voice as a weapon mod/musical instrument for Stabround and it functions basically just like it
you can be a robot if you like.
This is why I never log in to that bot's account and do fake posts pretending to be the bot because I'm afraid that I'll realise that the bot was me all along aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaactually this wouldn't be so bad to be honest. hm.
sometimes I do a pooptoot and it's just so friggin "out there" that if I didn't know better and was reading it from an utterly outside perspective I'd be like "is this some kind of markov chain bot or some bullshit" but no
no there is a markov chain bot of me
and the only way you can tell is that it's hosted on botsin.space as opposed to here.
oh dear i've got baman piderman stuck in my head now
so here i am
doin everything i can
holding on to what i can
pretending i'm a spiderman
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i like how in arknights theres a couple characters that Just Want To Touch A Fluffy Tail
what if lord of the rings but instead of The One Ring Sauron's just looking frantically for his car keys
at that level of tiredness where I just want a pair of grappling hook pistols to just... drag myself everywhere by instead of having to walk or do anything apart from point in a direction and just... get pulled that way like a ragdoll
"The Grid
A digital frontier
I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved around the computer.
What did they look like?
Ships, motorcycles?
Were the circuits like freeways?
I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see.
And then,
one day
I got in...
...and it was nothing but shitposts."
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
