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"Red Warrior needs food badly!"
"Would you settle down, you just ate."
"RED WARR-"
"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, FUCK, I'm hungry too, you don't see ME yelling every five minutes about it!"
"But... but you're a wizard, Yellow Wizard, you're EXPECTED to be like, old, and wizened and-"
"okay let me stop you there, Han Swolo; for a start, you've either eaten, or SHOT, every single food item since we got to this dungeon."
"Yeah but can't you just like... magic food up??"
".....huh..."

I mean I know they said Godot was a very lightweight engine but holy FUCK that's... ONE EXECUTABLE, no additional install. just... you just unzip the exec, you run it, and boom you're in. eat shit, GMS :D

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Ah, finally found the godot executable in this zip file, gonna just... run that to install it-*godot launches* ...oh...

....oh wow that uh... hm. wow. that's... unexpectedly tiny. o_o

"Hey Ren weren't you going to do some coding? Cause you seem to be doing a lot of pooptooting right now."
okay first of all shut the FUCK

therapist: "so, if there is one thing you could change about the wor-"
me: *immediately* "Character creation do-over tokens and physglitches in real life should be a thing."
therapist: "...uh... Y-you mean... in videogames or...?"
me: *not breaking eye contact* "did i stutter?"

steam straight up going "hey you bought this game at some point and have never played it! :D why not give it a try?" and I'm like all

">_> <_< >_>;; I have no memory of this purchase"

w...wait... what the fuck when did I get sunset overdrive what the shit???

also gonna look into this coding doohickery again, this time Imma try out Godot.

...

...no, it's not because I'm looking for the perfect time to make a "waiting for Godot" pun, and i resent the implication that I am hyperfixated on puns.

...

even though i am.
but still, very rude to call me out like that. even if it's absolutely true.

thinkin' bout how good the yakuza 0 soundtrack is again

Check it out: @viTekiM's Vector Hat Studios has unearthed another forgotten classic arcade game: what R-COIL was to Asteroids and Byte Driver was to Rad Racer, Rainbow Laser Disco Dungeon is to Berzerk and Robotron: 2084. Fight your way through rooms filled with rampaging robots, armed with a variety of music cannons that fire to the relentless beat of the disco soundtrack.

Check out the demo here: vectorhat.itch.io/rldd-demo

And back the Kickstarter here: kickstarter.com/projects/miket?

scp foundation 

anyone want to crit my conprocs for the Exquisite Corpse contest?

it's here, under the Exquisite Corpse tab scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/unde

"Dark Lego, show me the forbidden connection techniques":

bramlambrecht.com/tmp/jamieber

a leaked PDF of a Lego internal corporate document describing "illegal" connections that must not be used in official kit-building instructions

Much has been written on the analogy between lego connections and programming language syntax; that would make this illegal connection PDF the equivalent of, like, undocumented compiler features or something.

this summer

the boys

are back

in town

and they are COMING

to your yard

...

ready the milkshakes.

I’ve just learned about Diphylleia grayi, otherwise known as Skeleton Flower as its flowers turn translucent when they’re rained on

pokemon with their trainers, first evo and final evo and it's all just... so friggin cute aaaa imgur.com/gallery/3WwWs1O

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