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"yeah sex is neat and all but-"
"is it tho?"
"...what?"
"IS sex neat tho?"
"...you mean like... neat as in not messy or neat as in cool?"
"..."
"..."
*both pondering all options here*

VNs i remember playing and how they made me feel:

• Va-11 Hall-A: like i had cool cyberpunk friends

• Heaven Will Be Mine: terrified, horny

• We Know the Devil: massive nostalgia for summer camp

• Ladykiller in a Bind: confused, horny, also flashbacks to when i used to get constantly mistaken for my brother by my family and friends

• Dream Daddy: my smugness over having the best daughter transcended gender and orientation

• 2064: Read Only Memories: like i had cool cyberpunk acquaintances who might have become friends if we had not had to babysit constantly

• Coffee Talk: like i was playing Va-11 Hall-A but not as long or good and also set in the Shadowrun universe for some reason

• Mass Effect: productively horny, extremely well-armed

• Sunless Sea: tense in a good way, frustrated by slow boats and broken economy in a bad way, THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN

• Night in the Woods: overwhelming sense of relief about not having grown up in Pennsylvania

• Stardew Valley: farming minigame constantly got in the way of my bucolic cottagecore lifestyle

• Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty: frustrated by limited romantic choices but still worth playing both routes

• Starcraft II: Heart of the Swarm: stuck in loveless marriage that nobody can get up the maturity to end

• Starcraft II: Legacy of the Void: i'm actually not 100% sure this was a VN

Death of the OAuth-er

...has someone done this joke before?

Minimum and Maximum
a story of forbidden love between two lovely comfy lesbians
one bigger than a skyscraper
one smaller than a tennisball

The existence of a minotaur suggests that there is an even larger maxotaur.

heck yes party time then.

by which i will face the consequences of his time breaking or collecting or burning or stomping?...

A twitter post by @ Sotherans:
"I bought another book"
- transactional
- people will ask if you REALLY need more books
- reminds you of your bank balance

"I paid a terrible price for this knowledge"
- classy Faustian vibes
- intimidating
- implies all books are priceless treasures. which they are.

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Reading "Why I'm no longer talking to white people about race" 

Barely into this and it's already talking about the experience @Are0h mentioned multiple times.

I am not surprised at all.

hlvr:ai was viral marketing for all dogs go to heaven 3, in theaters this halloween

i know the "recreate a piece of art at home" meme had its moment several months ago but i found a pile of them and i am giggling because i had forgotten how good these are

cw for eye contact, weird art nerds

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