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I drew my spells in chalk - I worked them into flowers and swirls on the footpath outside her house.

I loved her, though she never saw me, and she likely never would.

These were not love spells, or even spells to make her notice me.

These were spells to keep her safe, so she would be able to return to her home whole, healthy and unharmed after long hours of screaming, waving signs and dodging unmarked vans.

That was more important.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

Tired: Velma Dinkley confirmed lesbian
Wired: Mystery Gang was always a polycule

Fawkes is a new anti-facial recognition tool from University of Chicago Sand Lab. It subtly alters faces in images so that that they cannot be correctly classified by common machine learning classifiers, while leaving them legible to human viewers.

sandlab.cs.uchicago.edu/fawkes

These small changes - adversarial preturbations - merge features from other peoples' pictures with your own to cause classifiers to misfire, mistaking pictures of you for pictures of your "masking" target.

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Guy teaching us about maintaining our swords: "So what you want to do is take this whetstone..."
me: *frowning* "...what the fuck that stone isn't even wet, the fuck is this clown about?"

oh no i just noticed something on the deathgenerator.com page and i was forced to do this

forced I say

(CW john madden's pixellated eye contact and repetition of ...w...words?? Can it be called words? Fuck you already know what this is by now, screw it... )
imgur.com/ptThYvI

Reminder that (now) Professor Katherine L. Bouman led the development of the algorithm that captured our first picture of a black hole. She wrote a dissertation on taking pictures of black holes, she wrote software to take pictures of black holes, she was the person who named the algorithm based on her work, her name was first on the paper that described the algorithm, and then her software took a picture of a black hole.

She's not an astronomer, she's a computer scientist and electrical engineer, and she isn't a lone genius doing this in a garage, she's part of a global team of people from many different disciplines. There was a dozen people contributing code to the project. But she isn't a random team member that got attention because she was cute, she is in a very direct sense responsible for creating that picture, more than Elon Musk has ever sent a rocket to space or created an electrical car.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Bo…

invidio.us/watch?v=BIvezCVcsYs

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvezC…

i've never seen lord of the rings but i think one of the video clips we use for testing our broadcast hardware at work is from it

i'm currently watching watson from bbc sherlock beat up a big spider

"yeah sex is neat and all but-"
"is it tho?"
"...what?"
"IS sex neat tho?"
"...you mean like... neat as in not messy or neat as in cool?"
"..."
"..."
*both pondering all options here*

VNs i remember playing and how they made me feel:

• Va-11 Hall-A: like i had cool cyberpunk friends

• Heaven Will Be Mine: terrified, horny

• We Know the Devil: massive nostalgia for summer camp

• Ladykiller in a Bind: confused, horny, also flashbacks to when i used to get constantly mistaken for my brother by my family and friends

• Dream Daddy: my smugness over having the best daughter transcended gender and orientation

• 2064: Read Only Memories: like i had cool cyberpunk acquaintances who might have become friends if we had not had to babysit constantly

• Coffee Talk: like i was playing Va-11 Hall-A but not as long or good and also set in the Shadowrun universe for some reason

• Mass Effect: productively horny, extremely well-armed

• Sunless Sea: tense in a good way, frustrated by slow boats and broken economy in a bad way, THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN

• Night in the Woods: overwhelming sense of relief about not having grown up in Pennsylvania

• Stardew Valley: farming minigame constantly got in the way of my bucolic cottagecore lifestyle

• Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty: frustrated by limited romantic choices but still worth playing both routes

• Starcraft II: Heart of the Swarm: stuck in loveless marriage that nobody can get up the maturity to end

• Starcraft II: Legacy of the Void: i'm actually not 100% sure this was a VN

Death of the OAuth-er

...has someone done this joke before?

Minimum and Maximum
a story of forbidden love between two lovely comfy lesbians
one bigger than a skyscraper
one smaller than a tennisball

The existence of a minotaur suggests that there is an even larger maxotaur.

heck yes party time then.

by which i will face the consequences of his time breaking or collecting or burning or stomping?...

A twitter post by @ Sotherans:
"I bought another book"
- transactional
- people will ask if you REALLY need more books
- reminds you of your bank balance

"I paid a terrible price for this knowledge"
- classy Faustian vibes
- intimidating
- implies all books are priceless treasures. which they are.

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