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rolling around Lucis in the Regalia Type-D at night with my daemon repelling headlamps on and Louis Cole's "Weird Part of the Night" blasting at full volume so I can't hear Ignis whining about how "other people's cars are not targets" and "Noctis for the gods sake please slow down Prompto got launched out five miles back and we need to go back for him".

no head
thoughts empty

wearing a big brightly coloured badge that says "ASK ME ABOUT GUNSTAR HEROES" where someone else has scrawled "PLEASE DON'T" above ASK in permanent marker and I have futilely tried to hide their addition with crayon

yep crashed the car and as such crashed the game rofl

Oh whoops jumped the Regalia Type-D over a fence and accidentally crashed into a car and now I'm stuck on a laoding screen lol

...oh god

the car got turned into a monster truck

jesus

this is

it's monstrous.

Gladio, Prompto, Noct all love it of course.

Ignis.... did not react, lol

the lyrics to The Killer's "Somebody Told Me" seem to imply that the singer has a friend who either a) has a very femme presenting/appearing boyfriend that looks just like a girl they once dated last year.
b) has a boyfriend who is apparently trans masc and the singer might have just outed them in public
or c) has a boyfriend who is also the girlfriend the singer had last year because they are a shapeshifter and can change forms at will

I just finished this quest.

it literally plays out like a fucking cheesy ass food advert wholesale.

like, it even has like, this ridiculously unnatural dialogue about the whole shit rofl.

AND IT IS BASICALLY NEVER REFERENCED AGAIN LOL

though I do like that while at camp I got a nice shot of Prompto and Gladio enjoying their instant noodles and Gladio of course has the BIG Cup Noodle.

fucking...

god.

i forgot that this game just straight up advertises a real world product in it. and that it does it... through not just an in game billboard, or a shop you can literally buy Cup Noodle brand Noodles from, that you can eat in game at camps as a meal, but also that there's a fucking quest centred around it that Gladio gives you oh god