followup pooptoot: "...flowey you are a flower how you gonna yeet anybody without arms??"
"..."
"...didn't think about that did you?"
"YES I DID, SHUT UP. I THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING."
@Nine
Trebuczechia
The absolutely exceptional Night in the Woods is currently free on the Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours: https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/night-in-the-woods/home #freegame
(That said, if you bought the Itch Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality back in June, you already own a DRM-free copy )
On this day, the largest mass-execution in US history
Broken treaties lead to stolen food and five dead settlers, a brief war, the displacement of several nations, and the execution of 38 Dakota warriors at once.
it's Christmas! please consult the following gift etiquette chart to make the appropriate face and/or gesture for the camera when opening a given category of present:
- toys and games: pure childlike delight, just like in the commercials
- cooking gear: hold it up and pretend to lick it (can be tricky if it's a stand mixer)
- socks (general): bemused stare
- socks (thigh-highs and/or pride colors): put them on immediately. if multiple people got you these, put the longest ones on first so the shorter ones can show
- box full of nothing: grin knowingly and place a cat in the box, or yourself if you are a catgirl
- electronics: not so much a gesture as the extended performance piece that is integrating them into the local A/V web
- batteries for other gifts: find the giver and hug the shit out of them and tell them you treasure their foresight and they're just, the best, you know?
- anything horny: ahegao hard, or ahegao home
(yes Two Trucks by Lemon Demon is in this soundtrack. I think I should make sure I get Touch Tone Telephone as well because that's a hecka track too)
me earlier: "oh dang there's a song I really wanna listen to again from some movie soundtrack I shoudl load that up"
me now at my pc looking at my playlist: "oh shit I need to update this 'Music To Fly By' playlist for when I play Elite Dangerous again, lemmie just clear that and... w...what was I gonna look up??"
help a nonbinary person leave an abusive household
basically my brain is a fuck and this is why i physically can very rarely enjoy horror games.
DUSKERS is one of the exceptions, and even that I can only play for brief periods and have to take long breaks between.
Also this is why I cannot, and WILL not play Amnesia games, ever. I tried the first one, noped the FUCK out when there was the first invisible enemy in the pitch black water filled basement tunnel. uninstalled it immediately.
Alien:Isolation, I completed it, in the hardest difficulty, but FFFFUCK ME that was exhausting. I was physically drained afterwards. I tried going back into it for the DLC and just... couldn't. guh.
even in Creative mode, the fucking Crashers and the massive leviathans coming outta nowhere god, fuck, christ.
Outer Wilds' Anglerfish were terrifying enough to have to deal with. I managed it, but god it was in sufferance.
At least with GTFO I have others to back me up so I don't have to deal with it alone, and fuck it, you can shoot things if shit goes south! No jumpscares either! THAT I can deal with. Jumpscares tho? fuck no,. fuck off. please. god. fuck.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.