Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

recipe: "Now make sure to cook until the crust is a golden brown-"
me: "oh n-"
my brain IMMEDIATELY: "TEXTURE LIKE SUN, LAYS ME DOWN, WITH MY MIND SHE RUNS~"

...fucksake i now can't stop thinking about cattails and how they aren't edible but look like they should be.

i mean, like, I KNOW you can eat the roots, not the actual fruiting body itself, but... goddammit internet.

man vs nature stories are always like "...well that's not gonna be a surprise."

like, even if in that story the human "wins", they've just won a "battle". Not the "war". Nature always wins. Nature has a lot more time on their side after all. They can just wait humans out.

oh hello toothache how are you

thank you homestuck for rmeoving my ability to spell "bump" as anything but "bunp"

In awe at the size of this lass, the absolute unit.

And yes my hand IS going numb thank you for noticing

Thulhu has awoken and wants cuddles. rip my arm

oh bloody hell what's happened to the wifi now

Jet Lancer is pretty rad btw.

Imagine Luftrausers

but like..

way better in every way.

also you play a gal who has kitty ears on her helmet

Time for Horse
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like, king of fighters literally has clones, an evil organisation or like, six hundred or so, who clone a particular bloodline of superpowered demon hunters or something, there's a RIVAL group of demon hunters who decided "hey instead of hunt demon, what if... BECOME demon". Like, you got a million and one fuckin sub plots all happening all over the place and in the midst of this is one of the MANY evil orgs going "lol let's host a fight tourney for reasons idgaf it'll work out"

sometimes I forget that SNK has a literal magical girl in its fighting game roster.