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oh in case you have beat saber on steam btw

and it suddenly stops detecting controller bindings at all and refuses to let you do anything in it

because that happened ot me and it took me ages to figure out why but

you need to download DynamicOpenVR for Beat Saber, and just... unzip it into the Beat Saber directory, then it will magically work again.

Turns out Beat Saber, still, uses a lot of old legacy vr stuff and that just... broke, apparently.

...in before someone says "for FUX sake don't you mean? =w= "

...because that is absolutely something /I/ would do. and I want dibs.

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me: "You know, NMS, despite being largely completely proc-genned in all its things, including data log entries in the derelict freighter missions, is pretty good at not being completely ridiculous no-"
NMS: *this*
me: ".... oh for fucks sake."

This campaign is only running until February 22nd, though, so make sure to get your orders in soon. If we hit our goal before then, though... let's just say I've got a few fun stretch goals in mind. >:3c 💗🧡💚💜🖤

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me: "God finally, I think I've finally sorted out the wifi disc positions so that they're getting a full signal 100% of the time!"
wifi disc in my room: *ominous laughing*
me: "...wait... what's fun-"
wifi disc: *turns blue 'everything is great!' light to 'eeeh signal's weak!' orange!* MWAHAHAHAHAHAH
me: "oh you motHER FU"

not because you said/wrote it wrong, but because I'll end up saying it to myself like that, and it'll be funny for some reason. like honse, or birb.

like,. god, i love the word birb.

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i am such a gremlin brain that i will literally giggle for ages if you just say a single word but it's spelled/pronounced weird.

i do not feel great today ugh.
had a headache all nlast night, and thought "mmh, maybe I just need to sleep", and...

i did

and the same headache is still there. and i feel kinda nauseous from it. so i've tkaen pain meds and now I feel all floaty. :|

birdsite, trans, wholesome 

“So, as a trans woman I’ve gotten a lot of strange comments over the years about my body and appearance.

“And one that always sticks out to me is: ‘You know, wearing a dress doesn’t make you a woman.'”

So, she posted this video. ^_^;

nitter.net/ayyy_vuh/status/135

*realises the SOR remake OST has a track called "walking bottom". ._. *

me: mmnn not feeling this playlist, gonna change it about a bit, trim some of the songs I don't like off it that don't fit the mood while I'm playing NMS. Just gotta pause while I do this.
me an hour later: mmnn not feeling this playlist, gonna change it about a bit, trim some of the songs I don't like off it that don't fit the mood while I'm playing NMS. Just gotta pause wh-...wait... *blinks at screen, where NMS has been paused for the past hour already*... FUCK

only it turns out at the end the friend is an AI and has already been travelling around with them, and just needed time to upload themselves so they could be with theirr friend properly, hence the road trip.

(The sequel is them gettting parts to make a robot body for them so they can hug :D )

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friend goes on a roadtrip to visit their friend they've been chatting to online, and has great mobile reception and a great plan, and doesn't want to not talk to their friend, so they set up their laptop to videocall via their phone while they drive so their friend can "road trip" with them, but they both keep getting distracted and end up hitting various places along the way, and the laptop and phone get brought around too so it's like a virtual long distance road trip

Plural folks are valid. I can’t judge y’all.

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