Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Shout outs to five year old me who had just learned about fossils and thought "hey what if I bury one of my toy cars in our garden and maybe in hundreds of years it'll be a really fun and confusing fossil!"

Your attempt at pranking future archaeologists was futile, but exceptionally well executed otherwise. Maybe one day we'll manage it though.

tfw windows decides it knows better and sets your folders to something fuckin random

....you know I just realised

the uh

the poggers meme? The face??

it keeps reminding me of this character from the original Lands of Lore. (eye contact in link, also pixels)
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/lands-of-lore/images/2/2e/Baccata_Party_Profile.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/177?cb=20200716184925

uh... wait there's TWO stellar corruption biome planets in this system what the heckaroonies. not a single npc or creature on any planet so far wtf.

Nope still no creatures or NPC's here. Every building that would NORMALLY have NPC's, or even the secure sites, is basically all but destroyed, with those weird biological horror eggs. What even happened in this system omg

oh my god even the moon of this Stellar Corruption biome planet (which is just, apparently, a standard , rather nice looking 'Paradise' biome, but all colours aside from vivid, angry red, drained from EVERYTHING, and a lot of storms going off. And also still no friggin NPCs or fauna whatsoever no matter WHAT the scan tells you about the planet,. holy shit. wtf. ) is an Exotic planet what the hell. It's a bubbles biome!... it's pretty at least tho!

OH, YEAH, I FORGOT. the planet info says there's copious fauna and bountiful flora. Well, there's a ton of flora that's for sure.

...when you look at the discoveries tab tho... It says "No planetary fauna". and... there isn't.

...

it's like, there was SUPPOSED to be, but... they're just.... gone...

...

it's really, really creeping me out...

In a system in NMS where ther'es like, three whole exotic/glitch biome planets so far out of like, six planets total, and the CREEPIEST planet I've been to in it so far, is the one that is just a bog standard scorched planet with cacti and occasional firestorms.... but EVERY. SINGLE. STRUCTURE, EVEN TRADEHUBS, HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO NPCS IN THEM. EVER.

No ships land, aside from mine. It's utterly, UTTERLY lifeless.

If I haven't uploaded it yet I think I might rename it HotSauceOnCreepyPasta.

i'm playing blaster master zero 2 on switch and it's good?

but.. .goddamn you take fall damage like a motherfucka

girls, and stay with me on this one, *leans closer to the microphone... long pause for effect*... /KISSING GIRLS/

...shouldn't it be HTMUL?

like...

Hypertext is one word but that's HT, and Markup is technically two words, but that's just... M... it should be MU. ...

...language can stay as one word and just one letter that one's not being weird about it, it's cool.

and Only now do I realise that they've been doing this deliberately and preying on that particular bit of my brain and my ADHD, holy fuck.