Conspiracy theory: the Special Editions and prequels were George Lucas's attempts to stop people talking about the Star Wars Holiday Special as the Internet began to take off and it became more difficult to bury its existence, by giving people something still bad but not outright incomprehensibly awful

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Mar 17, 2021, 16:28

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Mar 17, 2021, 16:28

Mar 17, 2021, 16:28

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Oh cool there are Waluigi outfit items you can buy (in game, with in game coins only, and they're like 200 max a pop, you have by this point at least 7k invaraiably) in Super Mario Odyssey!!...

*reads the descriptions of them*... oh come on Ninty that's just fuckin' mean :< don't disrespect Waluigi like this

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Mar 17, 2021, 15:42

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Mar 17, 2021, 15:42

Mar 17, 2021, 15:42

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

((yes i did just slip two meme references in there and i cannot and will not be stopped))

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Mar 17, 2021, 15:41

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Mar 17, 2021, 15:41

Mar 17, 2021, 15:41

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

(the driver is a Raticate of course and he's the giant rat that makes all the rules)

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Mar 17, 2021, 15:41

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Mar 17, 2021, 15:41

Mar 17, 2021, 15:41

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

imagining like 30 to 50 absolutely feral ratattas stealing a truck, driving up to the human they like while she's in trouble, leaping out of the pickup truck with sticks and whatnot and just going ham on the bad guys outta nowhere like some kind of biker gang of justice.

...except little rats.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Mar 17, 2021, 09:52

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**agatha, fangs gf 🎀** @AgathaSorceress@eldritch.cafe · Mar 17, 2021, 09:52

Mar 17, 2021, 09:52

agatha, fangs gf 🎀 @AgathaSorceress@eldritch.cafe

soooo i just found out its neurodiversity week,,,

🎉

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Mar 17, 2021, 07:40

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**Conny Duck** @ConnyDuck@chaos.social · Mar 17, 2021, 07:40

Mar 17, 2021, 07:40

Conny Duck @ConnyDuck@chaos.social

#Tusky has been removed from the PlayStore by Google

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Mar 17, 2021, 13:52

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**Antanicus** @Antanicus@mastodon.bida.im · Mar 17, 2021, 13:52

Mar 17, 2021, 13:52

Antanicus @Antanicus@mastodon.bida.im

"The wealthiest western nations have wiped their hands clean of any responsibility to slow a pandemic they helped magnify and spread. Rich countries with 14% of the world’s population have secured 53% of the best vaccines. Almost all of the Pfizer/BioNTech vaccines will go to rich countries. The Moderna vaccine will go to rich countries exclusively; they are not even being offered to the poor. In fact, nine out of 10 people in poor countries may never be vaccinated at all."

It takes elite liberal skills to justify this.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/mar/17/rich-countries-hoarding-vaccines-us-eu-africa

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Mar 03, 2021, 23:00

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**Minecraft Signs** @MinecraftSigns@botsin.space · Mar 03, 2021, 23:00

Mar 03, 2021, 23:00

Minecraft Signs @MinecraftSigns@botsin.space

Make sure to
modify parts
according to
your needs.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Mar 17, 2021, 09:07

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**Psy Chuan** @PsyChuan@plush.city · Mar 17, 2021, 09:07

Mar 17, 2021, 09:07

Psy Chuan @PsyChuan@plush.city

in the UK you can now get ten years for protesting and ten years for damaging a statue. more than for murder. so what that says to me is that if you're going to protest there is absolutely zero incentive to keep it peaceful now

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Mar 16, 2021, 19:54

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**Psy Chuan** @PsyChuan@plush.city · Mar 16, 2021, 19:54

Mar 16, 2021, 19:54

Psy Chuan @PsyChuan@plush.city

the pointing finger on your non-dominant hand is your table of contents finger

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Mar 16, 2021, 07:23

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**𐑓𐑦𐑖** @derFisch@chitter.xyz · Mar 16, 2021, 07:23

Mar 16, 2021, 07:23

𐑓𐑦𐑖 @derFisch@chitter.xyz

Other people playing an mmo: wow look at all these cool character customization features, I'm gonna be a badass with gun's and sword's and have an undercut and

Me: where's the option to be a little cat mage

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Mar 16, 2021, 13:16

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Mar 16, 2021, 13:16

Mar 16, 2021, 13:16

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

you know what, frick you
*uncursewords your meme*

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Mar 16, 2021, 11:15

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**TAILWAGGER.GIF** @pup_hime@slime.global · Mar 16, 2021, 11:15

Mar 16, 2021, 11:15

TAILWAGGER.GIF @pup_hime@slime.global

lmao nvidia please

RT @tomwarren@twitter.com

Nvidia has now confirmed it accidentally unlocked RTX 3060 Ethereum mining performance. "A developer driver inadvertently included code used for internal development which removes the hash rate limiter on RTX 3060 in some configurations." Details here: https://www.theverge.com/2021/3/16/22333544/nvidia-rtx-3060-ethereum-mining-rate-limit-unlock-driver

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/tomwarren/status/1371773624026333185

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Mar 16, 2021, 11:01

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**Emil Socks** @socks@social.emisocks.com · Mar 16, 2021, 11:01

Mar 16, 2021, 11:01

Emil Socks @socks@social.emisocks.com

Wait what do you mean "oomf" is short for "one of my friends" and not the Mario 64 sound effect

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Mar 16, 2021, 02:19

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz boosted

**Lord Alan of Chaol Ghleann** @alan@blimey.social · Mar 16, 2021, 02:19

Mar 16, 2021, 02:19

Lord Alan of Chaol Ghleann @alan@blimey.social

This is a long shot, but I want to put the power of social media and federation to the test.

My son wants to become a commercial airline pilot when he’s grown up. It would be awesome if we could find a commercial pilot in the fediverse that we can follow and ask questions of.

If everyone who reads this could boost it, it would be much appreciated and it would mean the world to my son if he could get in touch with a real-life commercial pilot! ✈️

#pilot #flying #airline #jet #boeing #airbus