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legit considering buying some kind of chewable stim toy because this compulsion is really strong and it's not a one off thing. I get like this sometimes but today I just...

I gotta bite

'A'

hjdfsadasrrrggh want to bite something. need chew toy. mhggg.

im so sorry for posting/boosting these so much sdlfkjds
but i finally downloaded inkscape and made cleaner versions!!

if anyone's interested in using or editing them feel free :) i also saved svgs of both, and just the flags, if anyone wants that!

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Today's gender is the sound of a dial-up modem.

i still think this panel should have won me like, a daytime emmy or something. heck i'd take a.. what's an award people get? do they give the nobel prize for 'having good writing in a comic panel once'? #makecomics #webcomic

what is like

the bed version of zoomies

like

zoomies = lots of energy and gotta go fast

the opposite, teh anti-zoomies, is like, sleepy, but... more

gotta sleep fast. no energy bed empty

it's 2021, finally there's a PSX softmod that exploits the BIOS! (only SCPH-9002 rn) github.com/brad-lin/FreePSXBoo

Still always amuses me to no end that one of the instrumental people in speedrunning history for Smb1, and the barrier of 4-2 is someone with the username xx_420_blazeit_xx

Stuck on the phone calling IKEA and was on hold and nothing but ABBA for the hold music and I need a palette cleanser

completed the regular event stages for the current Arknights event. heck yeaaaaaaa

from elsewhere, because it has to be shared, because it's gold, re: royal ambulatory haemmorroid finally pushing up daisies 

"Oh wow, the battery running the "alive" chip finally ran out"

which in turn made me think about ol' Phil actually being one of those old 80s Teddy Ruxpin dolls and the last "Racist Knobjockey World Tour" tape finally gave up the ghost, unspooled in the cassette deck, jammed up the mechanism and caused the internal gears to strip themselves.

CDC declares US racism public health threat 

#CDC (US Centers for Disease Control) director Dr. Rochelle Walensky declares US #racism a 'serious public health threat': ""Yet, the disparities seen over the past year were not a result of COVID-19, instead, the pandemic illuminated inequities that have existed for generations and revealed for all of America a known, but often unaddressed, epidemic impacting public health: racism." npr.org/2021/04/08/985524494/c

(Shoebills are just called Shoebills because they are Shoebills and their name is amazing enough as it is, like, how could you even improve on the amazing, perfect name for Shoebills that is Shoebills.)

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if given a chance and opportunity i will refuse utterly to pronounce or even use words correctly. especially when it comes to the names of animals.

bird? birb
cat? Meowmeow
dog? Pupper
Otter? ott! (yes with the !, always with the !)
spider? spiber or spidder
duck? duckiebuckie
multiple ducks? The Quackens
Shark? sherk
sheep? shep
cow? Muu
hedghog? hedgey
snake? snek
bear? bur
panda? pamba

the list goes on

(bunny is of course bnnuy)

Dead people that everyone hates 

If anyone doesn't know why people hate prince philip, a handy list: independent.co.uk/news/people/

(cw: sexism, racism, classism, fatphobia, ableism, animal cruelty, fascism, probably some other -isms, generally being a hateful rich asshole, bizarre hatred of koalas)

I wish news outlets wouldn't call them 'gaffes and jokes', and instead be upfront that he was just a national embarrassment and offensive subhuman piece of trash. P sure he was just hate given human form.

yo did i miss that the royal cadaver finally stopped being animated?

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