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misty has found one of her toys again and is making sure everyone knows about it by caterwauling happily with it in her mouth.

What if we put Sonic the Hedgehog's head on top of Duke Nukem's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

Ah time to look up good ol' KyostinV's walkthrough of this event challenge stage so I can FINALLY complete this event fully and-...

...and

.... *eight tries later* WHY DOES THIS NOT WORK WHAT THE FUCK

or is this yet another of my Z-list X-men superpowers? ALong with STATIC ELECTRICITY!!! (but only to zap myself with it), and FINDING SHIT!!!! (but only everyone else's).

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oh god is this where i become the "shredded cheese in the hoodie person" of masto?

boosting all thsoe replies because I love th em but also i am super weirded out by the appearance of mystery cheese in my pocket. how the fuck did it even get there

THERE IS QUITE LITERALLY A QUARTER OF A HANDFUL OF GRATED CHEESE IN MY HOODIE POCKET WHAT THE SHIT

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wh

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how did grated cheese get into the frotnt pocket on my hoodie what the SHIT?!

...

hold up

bayonetta uses her hair to make her clothes, literally uses magic to turn it into outfits for herself and also as part of her attacks, I'm sure...

Impidimp, Morgrem and Grimmsnarl from Pokemon Swoosh and their evolutions use their hair to empower themselves and as weapons....

....

Bayonetta/Morgrem/Grimmsnarl mix when

right okay I've gottne some work done today at least
and my reserach for said work has made sure my search history is ... alarming to say the least ._.;

i swear whoever is looking into that, i'm a writer I have not the money wherewithal time or even inclination to be doing any of that stuff, i just wanna write RPG games.

Ren's Cursed Brain Extracts, food mentions, and... god why 

"Man these chips are far too hot, they need something to cool it down."
[What will you use?]
A) Glass of milk to numb the spiciness
B) Get the design team to change the current highly sexually charged outfits on the chips for something a bit more realistic and less pandering to teenage boys
C) Claim they "fell off the back of a truck" as you sell them at a ridiculous discount.
D) Cooler Master fans. tastey.

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