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this is not a relfection on E:D. just... my brain is being garbofuck.

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mmmnnnn. just loaded up E:D and got struck with a wave of "uughh why am i doing this is this fun i'm not having fun am i uuughhh" :<

I have dyspraxia, which is an inhibition of motor functions that makes me much less aware of my body's positioning in space than most people. From the outside this looks either like clumsiness or like someone consciously thinking about every motion, which is basically how I operate day-to-day - think of it like software compensating for faulty hardware.

When I'm feverish, the body-awareness software goes STRAIGHT out the window and this can sometimes be HILARIOUS

During a fever I completely forget what my body is supposed to be made up of, and sometimes alternative explanations present themselves. Most of the time these are disturbing or horrible but the latest Dan Fever Form, brought on by the second covid vaccine shot, was the best yet.

For a good five minutes after waking up I was an octopus made of chains, and I was DELIGHTED. I absolutely revelled in this form!

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look. these fucked up sounds ive been making DO have musical use. honest!!!!! i even made a really unconscionable string sound by layering like 16 of it !!

mastodon.social/media/psxnbzNC

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why does Arknights have such a fuckin great soundtrack a mobile-gacha tower defence game has no business having this incredible an ost

oh you're a human? name every picture with a boat in it

"i like my coffee just like I like my metal"
"bl-"
"ONLY LIQUID AT A TEMPERATURE IN EXCESS OF 1000C"
"...wait..."
*sips perfectly normal tea* "yes?"

you ever think about how if excel stopped working tomorrow, huge parts of the global economy would just stop working

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planet earth: massive cat. earthquakes? purring. massive cat theory basically indisputable at this point

swiggidy swoodle, here's a bowl full of noodles.

*holds up a bowl full of li'l noodly dergs all happy and friendly*

...that's how it goes right?

What do you mean you don't like swans? Come on, get down with the cygnus

I wrote a funny, quirky courtroom drama in space. Readers say it has a 'Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy'-vibe to it.
It's in 10 chapters, all free an available on my website.

Check it out if you like:
- Funny, not taking it self too serious Sci Fi
- Weird aliens
- Space court room dramas
- Free stories

http://cybernuhn.net/chapter-1-not-a-normal-day/

:boost_ok:
#FreeFiction

oop nope, can't do the last two EX stages of the current event in Arknights. not even in the slightest :\

fuck. ah well.

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