this toot brought to you by the fact I didn't notice this when we first got it and I have no idea what happened to all the cables and if I still even have the bastard things. >:|
Hey so the Seattle Police Department is holding a free Law Enforcement Appreciation Dinner next week!
It Sure Would Be Terrible if all the seats were taken up by people who aren't law enforcement officers and don't intend to show up!
re; my last too toots, those probably should have stayed "in the drafts" as they say but that thought just would not leave me alone.
re: old fediverse meme, garbage pooptooting, cw for violence p2
At the signal from this silhoutte, one of the hired goons moves, and I feel a shock of pain in my temple as I am struck. They grab my chin, and bark an order. "WHERE IS LANCE ULANOFF!? WHERE IS HE!? WHERE IS MASTODON HIDING HIM!?"
I cough up some blood, and laugh softly, not looking at the goon, but instead straight at the silhouette, who tightens his fists in rage.
"You'll never find him, William. NEVER."
old fediverse meme, garbage pooptooting, cw for violence
my assailant yanks the opaque cloth bag off my head and I flinch at the light. I find myself chained to a chair, with armed guards around me.
Before me stands a figure, silhouetted. I cannot make out their face, but I already know who it is. I simply smile to myself; i am unafraid. I will not break. 1/2
"what supoer power would you choose if you could have any power whatsoever?"
idk i guess the power to just... not be uncomfortable or unhappy ever. that'd be nice. maybe just... not have a body at all, just float around, not have to worry about food, drink, dying, healthcare, getting sick, getting tired, needing the bathroom, any of that shit. just like... yeah. maybe being a jellyfish, that'd be cool...
"...i was...meaning like superstrength??"
and have RESPONSIBILITIES?! GOD, fuck no!
looks into the camera like im on the office
RT @pcgamer@twitter.com
"Doesn't help that we don't currently verify email address or have good account security," one Epic executive said. https://trib.al/U2EZiSq
signal buys targeted facebook ads that just reveal the targeting information
and then gets banned from facebook ads
https://signal.org/blog/the-instagram-ads-you-will-never-see/
ukpol, fucking hell
https://twitter.com/Jamesdbaker1/status/1389312069124591616 Tories' local election pitch now just straight up "nice community you've got here... shame if something happened to it"
O_o;;
Okay .. @outie ??
I know you mentioned that Sine Mora EX has some extremely harsh and bleak content in its story
But hooooooooooooly shit I was absolutely not prepared. Jeeeesus
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.