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Regular expressions implies the existence of:

overheard outside, two builders

1: ah. i found a mushroom... look

2: oh?

1: oh, i broke it

2: take it to the vet

RT @AdamLMahoney@twitter.com

SCOOP: For the last yr, *unlimited* funds have been open to EVERY local govt in the country to shelter unhoused people in non-congregate rooms (hotels)

Only 23 local govs used the $, leaving thousands unprotected from severe weather, pollution & police grist.org/housing/fema-funding

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AdamLMahoney/statu

Any game: "we use Speed Tree TM technology in our game!"
Me: Speed Weed, got it

Mention of car accident 

I am absolutely losing it at the fact that Sebastian Fatale, the guy who is in a car accident at the very beginning of Professor Layton Vs Phoenix Wright, is called Will Crash in the German localization

re: its the 9th! its my birthday! please look within if u wanna get me a thing 💜 

oh uhh

if u wanna get me a thing but dont have steam or would rather get me something that isnt on steam i guess dm me? alternatively ill just send you my paypal/square cash

whichever works lol

Pol adjacent shitposting, eye contact in attached picture 

Longer time goes on the more I start to feel like maybe this guy was onto something

putting my phone in my mouth so i can log on with my dental records. they call it tooth factor authentication

Who can throw $100.000 at me to make this a reality?

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#WildIdea: Digital Art Gallery. As in, physical gallery for digital art.

Wall mounted screens of differing sizes and types, each displaying a digital artwork or part of a digital artwork by the artist.

Screen types: regular LCDs, 4K monitors for those extra crisp photo(manip)s, e-ink screens of small and large sizes for monochrome artwork.

Imagine it changing featured artwork every week, or letting you book an hour with any given previous theme.

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